moving here.............
http://sodajerk.terapad.com/
http://sodajerk.terapad.com/
Sunday, April 29, 2007
maketh me smile
it must be a bit of a kunt to be that kunt gordon broon.
you let your,at the time best pal,play with the toy first.then when it come to your turn to have a go,you find out that the malicious little bastard has trashed it,almost just so cannae get yer turn.
and worse than that,he has made it look like a lot of the fault is yours.you were holdin the money,
you spent it badly,
got involved with some bigger boys who made you sign up to things you do not want to do.
you even got a "wifee"for fux sake,how much more could you do.
but then folk began to realise you were not the financial genius you said you were.
PFI(Pretty Fucked Idea),
gets all the costs of the books for the minute ,but leaves a hell of a time bomb for"your"child.
Pensions,
yup been there,done that,fuct it up for everyone.......well almost everyone,MPs seem to be cool.Whew,that wasa close call.
NHS,
running better than ever you say.
strangely the folks that actually work for it and he patients who actually use it's services.say you are a lying sack of shit.
Welfare State,
money for the scroungers.
different than all the big companies ,rich folks who pay little or no tax.
anyhoo,this one seems to be working well.
Shut loadsa offices and make folks claim over the fone.
this adds an additional 2 to 3 week wait before there claims are actually recieved by the folks that will process them
.that is not a problem,they can apply for a Crisis Loan.
well they can try.cause they have to do that over he fone as well now.
If,and it is a big if,they are actually forunate enuff to get thru,they are unlikely to get any money.
makes these fone in ,rip off quiz shows seem almost kosher.
the big one.
yer pal has got involved with a crowd of bigger boys,troublemakers and ner do wells.
to try and be part of the gang he has got himself in a terrible jam.
a war seemingly without end.
hundreds of thousand of folks have been killed.many,many more maimed.you woder how yer "old pal"can sleep at nite.
he tells you "it is cause he is a pretty straight kinda guy"plus the power of prayer.(note to gordo,remember the religion card,sounds like a goood un).
yer pal then spends months teasing you with when he is gonna quit,you feel more like Charlie Brown than Gordon Brown.he keeps on pulling that fukn football away...........AUUUGH!
never mind gordy,be your turn soon.
you let your,at the time best pal,play with the toy first.then when it come to your turn to have a go,you find out that the malicious little bastard has trashed it,almost just so cannae get yer turn.
and worse than that,he has made it look like a lot of the fault is yours.you were holdin the money,
you spent it badly,
got involved with some bigger boys who made you sign up to things you do not want to do.
you even got a "wifee"for fux sake,how much more could you do.
but then folk began to realise you were not the financial genius you said you were.
PFI(Pretty Fucked Idea),
gets all the costs of the books for the minute ,but leaves a hell of a time bomb for"your"child.
Pensions,
yup been there,done that,fuct it up for everyone.......well almost everyone,MPs seem to be cool.Whew,that wasa close call.
NHS,
running better than ever you say.
strangely the folks that actually work for it and he patients who actually use it's services.say you are a lying sack of shit.
Welfare State,
money for the scroungers.
different than all the big companies ,rich folks who pay little or no tax.
anyhoo,this one seems to be working well.
Shut loadsa offices and make folks claim over the fone.
this adds an additional 2 to 3 week wait before there claims are actually recieved by the folks that will process them
.that is not a problem,they can apply for a Crisis Loan.
well they can try.cause they have to do that over he fone as well now.
If,and it is a big if,they are actually forunate enuff to get thru,they are unlikely to get any money.
makes these fone in ,rip off quiz shows seem almost kosher.
the big one.
yer pal has got involved with a crowd of bigger boys,troublemakers and ner do wells.
to try and be part of the gang he has got himself in a terrible jam.
a war seemingly without end.
hundreds of thousand of folks have been killed.many,many more maimed.you woder how yer "old pal"can sleep at nite.
he tells you "it is cause he is a pretty straight kinda guy"plus the power of prayer.(note to gordo,remember the religion card,sounds like a goood un).
yer pal then spends months teasing you with when he is gonna quit,you feel more like Charlie Brown than Gordon Brown.he keeps on pulling that fukn football away...........AUUUGH!
never mind gordy,be your turn soon.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
anothe good un from http://rubberbunsandliquor.blogspot.com/
Now, having spent an entire lifetime not getting knocked up, and doing a damn good job of it, I don’t see why I’m being punished like this. Not only do I have to sit at my desk and pretend to be impressed by people’s ability to procreate all day—each spawn’s “final, framed masterpiece” equally more impressive than the last, I’m sure—but I have to put in a full day’s work while some chick from Accounting gets to watch a friggin’ magic show because her condom broke in high school. The only thing that’s going to get me through the day (besides drinking heavily at lunch and my 12:30 appointment to “Steal Kids’ Food”) is the hope that someone will have thought it a good idea to bring not one but two rugrats to work, so I’ll get to witness a VP of something bullshit his way through a daylong contest of “Daddy, whose _____ is better?”.
cost of the futility in Iraq...thus far.
The War in Iraq Costs
$419,882,692,831
See the cost in your community
http://nationalpriorities.org/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=182
$419,882,692,831
See the cost in your community
http://nationalpriorities.org/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=182
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Friday, April 20, 2007
McGlashan giving the English the good old finger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csCexYYUhow&mode=related&search=
Dick Kuntz
http://www.greatfallstribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070320/NEWS01/703200305/1002
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY !
FROM JACKASS THE MOVIE 1
Andrew W.K. - We Want Fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajFycGg4Mz8&mode=related&search
btw Johnny Knoxville looks like Earl,from my name is..............wunda who came foist?
Andrew W.K. - We Want Fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajFycGg4Mz8&mode=related&search
btw Johnny Knoxville looks like Earl,from my name is..............wunda who came foist?
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
John Lennons piano on tor with George Michael
A European tour is being planned to demonstrate the global reach and affect of violence in today's society. Sites of horrific violence that has changed the course of history in Europe will be included. Plans include stops at the Tower of London, a former place of imprisonment, Auschwitz Concentration Camp, location of the devastating Nazi violence and the devastating bombing on July 7, 2005 of the London Underground and other locations.
From The Whitehouse
In Russia, we are deeply disturbed by the heavy-handed manner in which this weekend's demonstrations in Moscow and St. Petersburg were broken up by the authorities, and by an emerging pattern of use of excessive force by the authorities in reaction to similar events. We also find it intolerable that journalists were detained -- an unacceptable practice that hinders freedom of the press. We underscore that allowing peaceful expressions of protest is an essential element of democracy and a universally recognized human right.
Monday, April 16, 2007
Bastards.........
Rabbits Block Traffic in Hungary
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BUDAPEST, Hungary (AP) -- Five thousand rabbits blocked a highway Monday, tying up traffic after the truck that was carrying them collided with another vehicle and overturned.
Neither driver was hurt, but some 500 rabbits were killed, authorities said.
The M1 highway - the main road between the capitals of Hungary and Austria - was closed for hours while authorities gathered up the animals, Highway Patrol Spokeswoman Viktoria Galik said.
By midday, 4,400 bunnies had been rounded up, but 100 were still roaming the fields surrounding the highway.
"Those 100 are free to go. We will not collect them," Galik said.
The ending wasn't so happy for the ones that were recaptured. They were expected to complete the trip to a slaughterhouse, authorities said.
at least 100 escaped..............
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BUDAPEST, Hungary (AP) -- Five thousand rabbits blocked a highway Monday, tying up traffic after the truck that was carrying them collided with another vehicle and overturned.
Neither driver was hurt, but some 500 rabbits were killed, authorities said.
The M1 highway - the main road between the capitals of Hungary and Austria - was closed for hours while authorities gathered up the animals, Highway Patrol Spokeswoman Viktoria Galik said.
By midday, 4,400 bunnies had been rounded up, but 100 were still roaming the fields surrounding the highway.
"Those 100 are free to go. We will not collect them," Galik said.
The ending wasn't so happy for the ones that were recaptured. They were expected to complete the trip to a slaughterhouse, authorities said.
at least 100 escaped..............
Oliver Cromwell said.............to Parliament.
You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately... Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!
kinda apt these days also
kinda apt these days also
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Dubya.
what is the difference between Iraq and Vietnam?
he had an exit strategy for Vietnam.
not funny,but neither are all the deaths.
he had an exit strategy for Vietnam.
not funny,but neither are all the deaths.
Friday, April 13, 2007
Man says he feared for his life when 7 N.J. lesbians attacked him
a cool headline........but the article mentions attempted moider.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
i just do not understand the world today
totally fucked up.
kids getting sent to die in a war based on lies ,so rich folk get richer.
politicians getting away with talking the most outrageous bullshit.then whe getting pulled up on it,wanting to"draw a line under it,and move on"
pension funds getting raided.
venture capatalists taking over companies,asset stripping them,laying off most off the workforce..and then moving on.
folks unable to get healthcare.
folks going hungry,while at the same time food is left to rot.
places being made into deserts so a company further up the river can get enough water.
i could go on,but i am fucked off and goin to listen t some music before goin to bed and resuming anutha day of ma shitty job.
harumph,harumph,harumph...................that feels better.
kids getting sent to die in a war based on lies ,so rich folk get richer.
politicians getting away with talking the most outrageous bullshit.then whe getting pulled up on it,wanting to"draw a line under it,and move on"
pension funds getting raided.
venture capatalists taking over companies,asset stripping them,laying off most off the workforce..and then moving on.
folks unable to get healthcare.
folks going hungry,while at the same time food is left to rot.
places being made into deserts so a company further up the river can get enough water.
i could go on,but i am fucked off and goin to listen t some music before goin to bed and resuming anutha day of ma shitty job.
harumph,harumph,harumph...................that feels better.
Man accused of advertising mentally challenged sister on craigslist for sex
A Las Vegas man is under arrest accused of sexually assaulting his mentally challenged sister and attempting to offer her for sex out on the internet. 34-year-old Rodney Nickerson is being held on $800,000 bail.
Stomach tore open
A 31-year-old mother got a horrifying shock after a Caesarian section at St. Olav's Hospital in Trondheim.
Tone Lise Johannessen bore a daughter by Caesarian section at St. Olav's, and on Sunday a midwife removed the outer stitches from the operation, newspaper VG reports.
"When I got up, I felt my entire stomach tear. I got help from hospital staff and was put into a bed. Then I saw that my intestines and the contents of my abdomen had fallen out," Johannessen said.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Friday, April 13, the world will be pooping for peace
On Friday, April 13, the world will be pooping for peace.
For the fourth consecutive year, PoopReport.com is spearheading the
celebration Poop For Peace Day -- a non-partisan effort to focus attention
not on the differences that divide humanity, for once, but the
commonalities that bind us.
Poop For Peace Day is, as I said, non-partisan and non-political. Pooping
for peace is simply about recognizing our common needs, wants, and desires.
It's about knowing that the twelve hours after Taco Bell are going to
unfold for each of us in the same exact way. It's about the fact that side
by side in a public bathroom, any two human beings are stripped of their
differences and reduced to their most basic essence: a pair of feet
sticking out below the stall, and a pair of butt trumpets performing a
greasy symphony in lament of humanity's non-negotiable deference to the
call of the vile.
For the fourth consecutive year, PoopReport.com is spearheading the
celebration Poop For Peace Day -- a non-partisan effort to focus attention
not on the differences that divide humanity, for once, but the
commonalities that bind us.
Poop For Peace Day is, as I said, non-partisan and non-political. Pooping
for peace is simply about recognizing our common needs, wants, and desires.
It's about knowing that the twelve hours after Taco Bell are going to
unfold for each of us in the same exact way. It's about the fact that side
by side in a public bathroom, any two human beings are stripped of their
differences and reduced to their most basic essence: a pair of feet
sticking out below the stall, and a pair of butt trumpets performing a
greasy symphony in lament of humanity's non-negotiable deference to the
call of the vile.
Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=447527&in_page_id=1770&in_page_id=1770&expand=true
Saturday, April 07, 2007
Monday, April 02, 2007
a classic of UK telly
http://users.metronet.co.uk/cultv/persuaders.htm
roger moore and tony curtis........plus a white Jaguar car crashing in every episode(stock footage,methinks).
who could ask for anythang more?
roger moore and tony curtis........plus a white Jaguar car crashing in every episode(stock footage,methinks).
who could ask for anythang more?
MPs vote for £10,000 web funding
Members of Parliament have voted to give themselves £10,000 each a year to spend on things like websites to boost "public understanding" of Parliament.
we already know they are a bunch of corrupt,lying, self serving bastards.
we already know they are a bunch of corrupt,lying, self serving bastards.
McCain Strolls Through Baghdad Market
Accompanied By 100 Soldiers, 3 Blackhawks, 2 Apache Gunships
Sen. John McCain strolled briefly through an open-air market in Baghdad today in an effort to prove that Americans are “not getting the full picture” of what’s going on in Iraq.
NBC’s Nightly News provided further details about McCain’s one-hour guided tour. He was accompanied by “100 American soldiers, with three Blackhawk helicopters, and two Apache gunships overhead.” Still photographs provided by the military to NBC News seemed to show McCain wearing a bulletproof vest during his visit.
what a trooper
Sen. John McCain strolled briefly through an open-air market in Baghdad today in an effort to prove that Americans are “not getting the full picture” of what’s going on in Iraq.
NBC’s Nightly News provided further details about McCain’s one-hour guided tour. He was accompanied by “100 American soldiers, with three Blackhawk helicopters, and two Apache gunships overhead.” Still photographs provided by the military to NBC News seemed to show McCain wearing a bulletproof vest during his visit.
what a trooper
Sunday, April 01, 2007
tommy cooper
In addition to these ailments, he suffered from chronic indigestion, lumbago, sciatica, bronchitis (he chain-smoked 40 cigars a day) and severe circulation problems in his legs. When Cooper realised the full extent of his injuries he did cut down on his drinking and the effect was dramatic - the energy and sparkle returned to his act and some of his later television performances were a revelation. However, he never stopped drinking and could be worryingly fallible, on an otherwise triumphant appearance with Michael Parkinson he forgot to set the safety catch on the guillotine illusion which he cajoled Parkinson into. Only a last-minute intervention by the producer saved Parkinson's life.
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