SJs Yaaaar & Grill

fed up with this one

2007-04-29T09:29:00.001+01:00

moving here.............

http://sodajerk.terapad.com/

maketh me smile

2007-04-29T03:57:00.001+01:00

it must be a bit of a kunt to be that kunt gordon broon.
you let your,at the time best pal,play with the toy first.then when it come to your turn to have a go,you find out that the malicious little bastard has trashed it,almost just so cannae get yer turn.
and worse than that,he has made it look like a lot of the fault is yours.you were holdin the money,
you spent it badly,
got involved with some bigger boys who made you sign up to things you do not want to do.
you even got a "wifee"for fux sake,how much more could you do.
but then folk began to realise you were not the financial genius you said you were.
PFI(Pretty Fucked Idea),
gets all the costs of the books for the minute ,but leaves a hell of a time bomb for"your"child.
Pensions,
yup been there,done that,fuct it up for everyone.......well almost everyone,MPs seem to be cool.Whew,that wasa close call.
NHS,
running better than ever you say.
strangely the folks that actually work for it and he patients who actually use it's services.say you are a lying sack of shit.
Welfare State,
money for the scroungers.
different than all the big companies ,rich folks who pay little or no tax.
anyhoo,this one seems to be working well.
Shut loadsa offices and make folks claim over the fone.
this adds an additional 2 to 3 week wait before there claims are actually recieved by the folks that will process them
.that is not a problem,they can apply for a Crisis Loan.
well they can try.cause they have to do that over he fone as well now.
If,and it is a big if,they are actually forunate enuff to get thru,they are unlikely to get any money.
makes these fone in ,rip off quiz shows seem almost kosher.

the big one.
yer pal has got involved with a crowd of bigger boys,troublemakers and ner do wells.
to try and be part of the gang he has got himself in a terrible jam.
a war seemingly without end.
hundreds of thousand of folks have been killed.many,many more maimed.you woder how yer "old pal"can sleep at nite.
he tells you "it is cause he is a pretty straight kinda guy"plus the power of prayer.(note to gordo,remember the religion card,sounds like a goood un).
yer pal then spends months teasing you with when he is gonna quit,you feel more like Charlie Brown than Gordon Brown.he keeps on pulling that fukn football away...........AUUUGH!

never mind gordy,be your turn soon.

2007-04-26T23:24:00.001+01:00

2007-04-26T23:23:00.001+01:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdRKCguiJYA

a russian love story

2007-04-25T05:33:00.001+01:00

http://englishrussia.com/?p=855#more-855

anothe good un from http://rubberbunsandliquor.blogspot.com/

2007-04-25T04:51:00.001+01:00

Now, having spent an entire lifetime not getting knocked up, and doing a damn good job of it, I don’t see why I’m being punished like this. Not only do I have to sit at my desk and pretend to be impressed by people’s ability to procreate all day—each spawn’s “final, framed masterpiece” equally more impressive than the last, I’m sure—but I have to put in a full day’s work while some chick from Accounting gets to watch a friggin’ magic show because her condom broke in high school. The only thing that’s going to get me through the day (besides drinking heavily at lunch and my 12:30 appointment to “Steal Kids’ Food”) is the hope that someone will have thought it a good idea to bring not one but two rugrats to work, so I’ll get to witness a VP of something bullshit his way through a daylong contest of “Daddy, whose _____ is better?”.

cost of the futility in Iraq...thus far.

2007-04-25T04:49:00.001+01:00

The War in Iraq Costs
$419,882,692,831

See the cost in your community
http://nationalpriorities.org/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=182

what is that knock at the door?

2007-04-24T23:04:00.001+01:00

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,2064157,00.html

McGlashan giving the English the good old finger

2007-04-20T22:53:00.001+01:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csCexYYUhow&mode=related&search=

Dick Kuntz

2007-04-20T22:49:00.001+01:00

http://www.greatfallstribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070320/NEWS01/703200305/1002

Finally a Real Star Gets a Star

2007-04-20T22:48:00.001+01:00

http://dlisted.com/node/8960

you must rememba CHips

wonky boob job ahoy.

2007-04-19T00:01:00.001+01:00

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/04/paula_abdul_gets_denied.php

a site more for Americans,who are fed up wit Dubya

2007-04-18T22:14:00.001+01:00

http://www.oldamericancentury.org/

PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY !

2007-04-18T21:03:00.001+01:00

FROM JACKASS THE MOVIE 1

Andrew W.K. - We Want Fun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajFycGg4Mz8&mode=related&search

btw Johnny Knoxville looks like Earl,from my name is..............wunda who came foist?

we want fun

2007-04-17T23:18:00.001+01:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajFycGg4Mz8&mode=related&search=

rumor has it ,he is gonna turn up at the VT funerals

2007-04-17T22:38:00.001+01:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Phelps

John Lennons piano on tor with George Michael

2007-04-17T20:42:00.001+01:00

A European tour is being planned to demonstrate the global reach and affect of violence in today's society. Sites of horrific violence that has changed the course of history in Europe will be included. Plans include stops at the Tower of London, a former place of imprisonment, Auschwitz Concentration Camp, location of the devastating Nazi violence and the devastating bombing on July 7, 2005 of the London Underground and other locations.

From The Whitehouse

2007-04-17T19:48:00.001+01:00

In Russia, we are deeply disturbed by the heavy-handed manner in which this weekend's demonstrations in Moscow and St. Petersburg were broken up by the authorities, and by an emerging pattern of use of excessive force by the authorities in reaction to similar events. We also find it intolerable that journalists were detained -- an unacceptable practice that hinders freedom of the press. We underscore that allowing peaceful expressions of protest is an essential element of democracy and a universally recognized human right.

Bastards.........

2007-04-16T22:25:00.001+01:00

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BUDAPEST, Hungary (AP) -- Five thousand rabbits blocked a highway Monday, tying up traffic after the truck that was carrying them collided with another vehicle and overturned.

Neither driver was hurt, but some 500 rabbits were killed, authorities said.

The M1 highway - the main road between the capitals of Hungary and Austria - was closed for hours while authorities gathered up the animals, Highway Patrol Spokeswoman Viktoria Galik said.

By midday, 4,400 bunnies had been rounded up, but 100 were still roaming the fields surrounding the highway.

"Those 100 are free to go. We will not collect them," Galik said.

The ending wasn't so happy for the ones that were recaptured. They were expected to complete the trip to a slaughterhouse, authorities said.

at least 100 escaped..............

Oliver Cromwell said.............to Parliament.

2007-04-16T21:05:00.001+01:00

You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately... Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!

kinda apt these days also

Wolfowitz - what a piece of shoite

2007-04-16T19:41:00.001+01:00

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/4/15/93654/4437

another day i missed

2007-04-14T22:05:00.001+01:00

http://www.cakeandcunnilingus.com/cunnilingustips.html

Dubya.

2007-04-14T20:44:00.000+01:00

what is the difference between Iraq and Vietnam?

he had an exit strategy for Vietnam.

not funny,but neither are all the deaths.

Man says he feared for his life when 7 N.J. lesbians attacked him

2007-04-13T21:57:00.001+01:00

a cool headline........but the article mentions attempted moider.

i just do not understand the world today

2007-04-12T23:13:00.001+01:00

totally fucked up.

kids getting sent to die in a war based on lies ,so rich folk get richer.

politicians getting away with talking the most outrageous bullshit.then whe getting pulled up on it,wanting to"draw a line under it,and move on"

pension funds getting raided.

venture capatalists taking over companies,asset stripping them,laying off most off the workforce..and then moving on.

folks unable to get healthcare.

folks going hungry,while at the same time food is left to rot.

places being made into deserts so a company further up the river can get enough water.

i could go on,but i am fucked off and goin to listen t some music before goin to bed and resuming anutha day of ma shitty job.

harumph,harumph,harumph...................that feels better.

Man accused of advertising mentally challenged sister on craigslist for sex

2007-04-12T23:04:00.001+01:00

A Las Vegas man is under arrest accused of sexually assaulting his mentally challenged sister and attempting to offer her for sex out on the internet. 34-year-old Rodney Nickerson is being held on $800,000 bail.

Stomach tore open

2007-04-12T23:03:00.001+01:00

A 31-year-old mother got a horrifying shock after a Caesarian section at St. Olav's Hospital in Trondheim.

Tone Lise Johannessen bore a daughter by Caesarian section at St. Olav's, and on Sunday a midwife removed the outer stitches from the operation, newspaper VG reports.

"When I got up, I felt my entire stomach tear. I got help from hospital staff and was put into a bed. Then I saw that my intestines and the contents of my abdomen had fallen out," Johannessen said.

p diddy speaks

2007-04-10T22:35:00.001+01:00

"My record is 30 hours... I enjoy it.

"I love making love to my woman."

Friday, April 13, the world will be pooping for peace

2007-04-10T21:49:00.001+01:00

On Friday, April 13, the world will be pooping for peace.

For the fourth consecutive year, PoopReport.com is spearheading the
celebration Poop For Peace Day -- a non-partisan effort to focus attention
not on the differences that divide humanity, for once, but the
commonalities that bind us.

Poop For Peace Day is, as I said, non-partisan and non-political. Pooping
for peace is simply about recognizing our common needs, wants, and desires.
It's about knowing that the twelve hours after Taco Bell are going to
unfold for each of us in the same exact way. It's about the fact that side
by side in a public bathroom, any two human beings are stripped of their
differences and reduced to their most basic essence: a pair of feet
sticking out below the stall, and a pair of butt trumpets performing a
greasy symphony in lament of humanity's non-negotiable deference to the
call of the vile.

Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops

2007-04-10T21:05:00.001+01:00

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=447527&in_page_id=1770&in_page_id=1770&expand=true

looks safe enough

2007-04-07T21:56:00.001+01:00

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/03/07/whouse07.xml

britney spears lesbian sex orgy

2007-04-07T21:51:00.001+01:00

i had no luck findin it either.

i know it is out there..............

good wood is always good

2007-04-07T17:27:00.001+01:00

http://www.wood-joy.com/servlet/StoreFront

a classic of UK telly

2007-04-02T22:57:00.001+01:00

http://users.metronet.co.uk/cultv/persuaders.htm

roger moore and tony curtis........plus a white Jaguar car crashing in every episode(stock footage,methinks).

who could ask for anythang more?

MPs vote for £10,000 web funding

2007-04-02T21:08:00.001+01:00

Members of Parliament have voted to give themselves £10,000 each a year to spend on things like websites to boost "public understanding" of Parliament.

we already know they are a bunch of corrupt,lying, self serving bastards.

McCain Strolls Through Baghdad Market

2007-04-02T12:18:00.001+01:00

Accompanied By 100 Soldiers, 3 Blackhawks, 2 Apache Gunships

Sen. John McCain strolled briefly through an open-air market in Baghdad today in an effort to prove that Americans are “not getting the full picture” of what’s going on in Iraq.

NBC’s Nightly News provided further details about McCain’s one-hour guided tour. He was accompanied by “100 American soldiers, with three Blackhawk helicopters, and two Apache gunships overhead.” Still photographs provided by the military to NBC News seemed to show McCain wearing a bulletproof vest during his visit.

what a trooper

i want one..............

2007-04-01T20:35:00.001+01:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufqbck9szME

every fan,should be a Casablanca fan............

2007-04-01T19:21:00.001+01:00

http://www.casablancafanco.com/home.html

tommy cooper

2007-04-01T15:53:00.001+01:00

In addition to these ailments, he suffered from chronic indigestion, lumbago, sciatica, bronchitis (he chain-smoked 40 cigars a day) and severe circulation problems in his legs. When Cooper realised the full extent of his injuries he did cut down on his drinking and the effect was dramatic - the energy and sparkle returned to his act and some of his later television performances were a revelation. However, he never stopped drinking and could be worryingly fallible, on an otherwise triumphant appearance with Michael Parkinson he forgot to set the safety catch on the guillotine illusion which he cajoled Parkinson into. Only a last-minute intervention by the producer saved Parkinson's life.

the REAL World Champs..........kinda(from wikipedia)

2007-03-26T21:15:00.001+01:00

The title was won by Georgia on 15 November 2006, who retained it in friendlies to bring the title back to Europe and the qualifying tournament for the 2008 European Championship. They lost the title to the highest ranked team in the UWFC of all time, Scotland, on March 24, 2007, nearly forty years since Scotland had previously gained the title in the game against England at Wembley that had inspired the competition.

[edit] Rankings table

Because of the unofficial nature of the title, there is no
authoritative criteria for ranking the historical holders of the title.
The UFWC website sorts teams by how many championship deciding matches
they have won: others have used cumulative length of time holding the
title, a points system for matches won, drawn and lost, or other
methods.

This table ranks the teams according to the number of matches that
they have started as title holders, and in the event of a tie, uses
cumulative days as title holder and then length of time since the title
was last held as second and third criteria.

Rank	Country	Matches as champion	Days as champion	Reigns as champion	Title matches won*	Title last held YYYY-MM-DD
1	Scotland	102	13,000†^[1]	20	86	current holder
2	England	88	7,506	21	74	2000-06-20
3	Argentina	61	2,443	10	50	1998-07-04
4	Russia^[2]	50	1,580	6	41	2000-02-23
5	Netherlands	44	1,700	8	32	2003-09-10
6	Brazil	37	1,251	7	29	1988-04-29
7	Germany^[3]	36	1,198	9	27	2000-06-17
8	France	34	1,333	6	25	2001-03-28
9	Italy	27	855	8	24	2000-07-02
10	Sweden	26	1,435	5	25	1989-06-14

dude falling.................

2007-03-26T20:48:00.001+01:00

http://studenthome.nku.edu/~russelljo/flash/dudefalling.swf

exactly what it says on the tin.......

maybe UF was to quick to put down the flip-flop.

2007-03-24T17:42:00.001Z

http://www.reef.com/productdetail/guys/footwear/sandals/2597#

just pointin save time at the bar ,i guess.

2007-03-24T17:40:00.001Z

a can of WTF !

2007-03-24T14:45:00.001Z

from http://guinnessandpoker.blogspot.com/

2006 "10 Worst Toys" List - better safe than sorry

2007-03-23T21:28:00.001Z

http://www.toysafety.org/worstToyList_index.html

Sleepdrinking! -have i?................

2007-03-23T21:26:00.001Z

An American Airlines pilot was acquitted of the charge of attempting
to operate a plane while under the influence of alcohol. The cause for
acquittal: Sleepdrinking!

A British jury in Manchester heard testimony that first officer
James Yates had been on a six-hour drinking binge the night before his
flight to Chicago. However, what put him over the top was the third of
a bottle of whiskey which he believes he drank in his sleep.

He denied trying to actually co-pilot the plane, claiming that he
wanted to get to the airport to alert the captain that he was in no
condition to fly. He was busted at the security checkpoint. The flight
was delayed, but luckily only sober pilots guided the plane home.

The money quote:

He said a third of a bottle of whisky he had
bought that day may have disappeared overnight, because "strange
things" sometimes happened in his sleep.

"Strange things"? Any other examples? Do tell!

Despite being let off the hook by the jury, he is expected to lose his job. —

a good news story for a friday.....from the metro

2007-03-23T20:59:00.001Z

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=42306&in_page_id=34

Purity Balls........ironic..........

2007-03-23T20:47:00.001Z

It has all the ingredients of a wedding. The
proud tuxedo-clad father, the frosted white cake, the limousines and an
exchange of vows.

But there is no groom and the girl in the long gown is no bride. She's daddy's little girl, there to take a vow of chastity.

In what is becoming a trend among conservative Christians in the
United States, girls as young as nine are pledging to their fathers to
remain virgins until they wed, in elaborate ceremonies dubbed "Purity
Balls."

The gala affairs are intended to celebrate the father-daughter relationship.

http://www.rawstory.com/news/afp/No_sex_please_we_re_daddy_s_little__03222007.html

not meant to be funny,but...............

2007-03-22T20:57:00.001Z

14 more from....

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/03/top_15_unintent.html

it was for charity.......and to advertise his shop.

2007-03-22T20:49:00.001Z

the nemesis

2007-03-20T22:32:00.001Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shHh4Ju7kXA&mode=related&search=

jebus wept,now it is Cheap Trick......

2007-03-20T22:26:00.001Z

i cannot drive.........why are these tunes in my head...............

fuk,it happened again...........

2007-03-20T22:23:00.001Z

thinkin about summat a few years ago........my eyes drifted ,up and to the left.....

soundtrack..............don't stop believin............

classic british telly

2007-03-20T22:18:00.001Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0BBvUO4V5o

folk wanna kill the little dude..........bastards

2007-03-20T22:14:00.001Z

Meet Knut, he has become a
symbol of the Berlin zoo. The baby polar bear was rejected by his
mother after he was born. Animal-rights group urged the zoo to put Knut
to sleep, because he will become too reliant on humans.

we have all done it...............

2007-03-20T22:12:00.001Z

Van Halen with DLR............

2007-03-20T21:43:00.001Z

it is just right..................

sammy who.....................

"Gotta Go Briefcase”: The #1 Briefcase When You Have To Go #2

2007-03-20T21:32:00.001Z

one for when on the bus to work,or anywhere come to think of it .

scary Russian playgrounds............

2007-03-20T21:29:00.001Z

http://englishrussia.com/?p=759#more-759

i know it is not nice...........

2007-03-20T21:17:00.001Z

but

click on this link................spin it around........a visit from Mr Whirly.

http://www.mediavr.com/hicks.htm

a natural stunner............

2007-03-20T21:11:00.001Z

Police: 'Bored' Teen Girl Pummeled By Homeowner During Break-In

2007-03-20T21:04:00.001Z

ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, Fla. -- A homeowner in
Altamonte Springs, Fla., who pummeled and broke the nose of a hooded
armed burglary suspect inside his home was shocked to discover the
intruder was a 17-year-old girl who apparently committed the crime
because she was bored, according to police.Investigators said
homeowner Dean Heinrich awoke at 5:45 a.m. Sunday after hearing a noise
inside his house located in the 500 block of San Sebastian Heights and
discovered the intruder standing in his bedroom."I was pretty upset," Heinrich said.

Bushco?

2007-03-20T20:51:00.001Z

?????????????????grooming?

2007-03-20T20:32:00.001Z

one answer ,i guess..................

2007-03-20T20:31:00.001Z

from http://cheaptattooremoval.net/gallerypage1.html

HP Sauce movin to Holland

2007-03-20T20:30:00.001Z

Bastards...................

with that name,he had to work hard.

2007-03-19T22:05:00.000Z

Anurag Dikshit.

who woke him up?

2007-03-18T22:36:00.001Z

and turn sideways.............

2007-03-18T17:53:00.001Z

just say no to huffing spray paint............

2007-03-18T17:52:00.001Z

do not mess wit da bunnies

2007-03-18T17:24:00.001Z

http://i.flowgo.com/greetings/kungfu_bunny/kungfu_bunny.swf

the ultimate soaking experience

2007-03-18T17:17:00.001Z

http://www.us.kohler.com/onlinecatalog/newproducts_detail.jsp?section=2&aid=1142519072921&bk=1142518690893

Man Cuts Off His Own Genitals in Drunken Rage

2007-03-17T22:04:00.001Z

40-year-old
Tadeus Konopizc, from Zakopane Poland, cut off his own penis and
testicles with a 6 inch kitchen knife in a drunken rage after his wife
left him. He had reportedly consumed multiple bottles of vodka.

In
spite of his pain the man was able to call doctors. He described what
he had done and begged for help. Paramedics were dispatched who in turn
called for a helicopter to transfer him to a specialist hospital.

Unfortunately
for the man the helicopter was held up by heavy fog. When he reached
the hospital it was too late to reattach his genitalia. Surgeons will
now attempt to surgically rebuild what he severed using tissue from
elsewhere on his body.

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

2007-03-16T21:59:00.001Z

still testing.

nu blogger sux

SCRIBEFIRE................is the way to go.................

test

2007-03-16T21:11:00.001Z

mike number 1......mike number 1.............isn't this a lot of fun.

new google blog stuff

2007-03-15T21:35:00.000Z

more hassle to blog.

fukem

emmmmmmmmmmmm

2007-03-14T22:40:00.000Z

is the answer.....monkeys?

new blogger

2007-03-14T22:37:00.000Z

what is the differenzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

The Perry Bible Fellowship...............soooooooooopoib stuff.

2007-03-12T23:53:00.000Z

http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF210-Wishing_Well.gif#198

anyone lookin for a cheap,if scuffed geetar............

2007-03-12T23:50:00.000Z

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/document?doc_id=79685

she is like a bazillianaire.............

2007-03-12T23:30:00.000Z

....what chance do i have?....what is happiness????????????????????

http://www.die-berliner-mauer.de/en/index.html

2007-03-12T23:26:00.000Z

maybe of interest to wi11iam if he stumbles by.........

twas to me.

i do not drive myself-but this seems no bad................

2007-03-12T23:14:00.000Z

http://home.clara.net/peterfrost/tryaneii.html

helping Haliburton

2007-03-12T23:06:00.000Z

http://www.blackwaterusa.com/

although i read ,the administrations fave company is outsourcing/moving to Dubai.
to be nearer their main money earner,and employ cheaper staff......nah,that could not happen.........not in Dubyas AmeriKKKa.

oh well,as long as the money keeps comin into Texas,why would they give a flyin fuck about the jobs,and where they were at.

what a sick bastard,i had not heard the full story............

2007-03-12T22:56:00.000Z

Roman Polanski

"Don't tell your mom." You've gotta know you just committed a crime when that's what you say to your sex partner in the afterglow.

In 1977, Roman Polanski, took thirteen-year-old Samantha Geimer over to
Jack Nicholson's house in Bel Air while the actor was away. Polanski,
director of the films Chinatown and Rosemary's Baby, had arranged to snap photos of the girl in her swimsuit, for the French edition of Vogue.

Eventually, the pair took a dip in the hot tub, and Roman gave the girl
champagne and quaaludes. Afterwards, there was fucking. But then
Samantha did tell her mom. Polanski was arrested shortly thereafter and charged with six criminal counts:

rape of a minor
rape by use of a drug
committing a lewd act upon a person less than 14 years of age
oral copulation
Sodomy
furnishing drugs to a minor

Ultimately, Polanski took a plea bargain and acquiesced to one count of unlawful sex with a minor. But then he fled to France before the sentencing hearing. He has never been back to the United States since.

But then, it's not like he has lots of fond memories of the U.S. After
all, it was in America that his pregnant wife, 26-year-old film actress
Sharon Tate, was brutally murdered along with four guests by the Manson Family. They stabbed Tate repeatedly in the belly and then slit her open to see the eight-month-old fetus.

Polanski gave Anton LaVey a cameo in Rosemary's Baby.

Twenty-six years later at the 75th annual Academy Awards, Polanski won Best Director for his film The Pianist. He has yet to return to the states to claim his complimentary statuette.

Dad lands in jail over Girl Scout cookies

2007-03-12T22:53:00.000Z

BY BRIAN STANLEY Joliet Herald News

"I am not the Cookie Monster," said Tory Caruth, laughing.

But cookies are why he spent time in the Will County Jail after the Girl Scouts sued him in small claims court.

Girl Scouts of Trailways claimed Caruth never paid for 118 boxes of cookies his daughter ordered five years ago.

The 40-year-old Joliet trucker is listed on permission forms as his
daughter's guardian responsible for payments. The 118 boxes were valued
at $354 when the order was placed in January 2002. Caruth claims that
money was turned in to the organization.

While his name is on the documents, Caruth said he never
signed the forms, which state "failure to turn over or any misuse of
these funds on my part will result in legal action taken against me by
Girl Scouts."

Warrant issued

"I never ordered, never signed for and never received any cookies," he said.

After he missed small claims court appearances, a warrant with a
$500 bond was issued for Caruth in December. "I did not know there was
a warrant out for me," Caruth said.

On Dec. 13, he was arrested and booked into the county jail; he made bail the next day.

Russelle Holsinger, a Morris attorney who represented the Girl
Scouts when the group took Caruth to court, said the arrest warrant
came only after Caruth ignored repeated requests to contact the
organization.

On a receipt submitted to the court, Caruth's daughter ordered
two cases of Caramel DeLites, two cases of Thin Mints, one case of
Peanut Butter Patties and one case of Peanut Butter Sandwiches -- plus
boxes of Shortbreads, Lemon Pastry Cremes, Animal Treasures and
Friendship Circles.

Holsinger said nonpayment for Girl Scout cookies is a fairly
common occurrence. "You wouldn't believe how many cases we have like
this," she said.

The Girl Scouts garnisheed Caruth's wages starting last month.
After court costs, he will pay $1,109.76. Caruth maintains his
innocence and said he'd like the Girl Scouts to apologize and go after
whoever did sign the form.

Sun-Times News Group

Murder charge against former mental patient

2007-03-12T22:50:00.000Z

He won the right to refuse antipsychotic drugs in '04 ruling

An ex-con and former mental patient who won a landmark state Supreme Court
decision in 2004 that allowed hundreds of mental patients to stop taking forced
medication appeared in an Alameda courtroom Friday on charges that he killed
his roommate in September.
Qawi was sentenced to prison in 1991 for assault and battery for an
unprovoked attack on a couple in Oakland, a case that eventually led the state
Supreme Court to rule in January 2004 that mentally ill former prisoners who
are held in state hospitals after completing their sentences have the right to
refuse psychiatric medication unless they are incompetent or dangerous.

life sucks ,mostly.....No charges will be filed in the incident, police said.

2007-03-12T22:46:00.000Z

Men survive gruesome suicide attempt

Published on: 03/09/07

Two
Atlanta men survived an attempt to kill themselves Friday by cutting
off their arms with a circular saw, according to Atlanta Police Major
Lane Hagin.

The men managed to sever three of their arms about six inches above the wrist, he said.

The two men — ages 40 and 41 — left a suicide note with the manager
of their Atlanta apartment building saying they were committing suicide
because their business had failed and they were recently diagnosed with
HIV, Hagin said.

After reading the note, the manager called police who found the two
men in their apartment with "a lot of blood," the major said.

Their names were not released. Police spokesman Steve Coleman said
both were in stable condition at Grady Memorial Hospital late Friday
and will undergo psychiatric evaluation.

No charges will be filed in the incident, police said.

— Rhonda Cook

help me rhonda..........sorry.............i doubt she can..................

Police arrest naked man on Iron Horse Trail

2007-03-12T21:51:00.000Z

An East Bay Regional Parks police officer used an electric stun gun
to subdue a nude man on the Iron Horse Trail in Concord Sunday
afternoon, according to police.

The incident occurred about 4 p.m. on the trail just north of Monument Boulevard, said parks police Lt. Dave Dubowy.

The officer was on another call when a passerby reporting seeing the
man, who was standing beneath an overpass, not far from Highway 242,
according to police.

The man was not compliant and advanced toward the officer with
closed fists. The officer, who was by himself awaiting the arrival of
another officer, used the stun gun to subdue and detain the man, Dubowy
said.

Paramedics were called to treat and evaluate the man, who did not
appear to be seriously hurt. He was to be taken to a hospital before
being booked into County Jail in Martinez, Dubowy said.

By Scott Marshall

CONTRA COSTA TIMES

Israel recalls 'naked ambassador'

2007-03-12T21:45:00.000Z

Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked apart from bondage gear.

Reports say he was able to identify himself to police only after a rubber ball had been removed from his mouth.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6441461.stm

diplomatic immunity?

The Army is ordering injured troops to go to Iraq

2007-03-12T21:43:00.000Z

At Fort Benning, soldiers who were classified as medically unfit to
fight are now being sent to war. Is this an isolated incident or a
trend?

http://www.salon.com/news/2007/03/11/fort_benning/

sadly,not too hard to believe...........

was this not a TV programme?jessica alba?

2007-03-11T20:32:00.000Z

Duncan O’Finioan
was the Ultimate Warrior... brainwashed, conditioned and controlled as part
of a highly classified MKULTRA program called PROJECT TALENT. From a thousand
others trained as child warriors in 1966, he is now, he believes, only one of
20 left alive to tell the story.

In his powerful and compelling testimony for the camera – one of the most
extraordinary we have ever heard – Duncan describes:

–
His mission to “terminate” the very drunk, future President of
the United States... George W Bush;

– His dizzying enhanced physical and psychic abilities... including
the abilities to hurl someone across the room with his mind, and walk through
a solid wall;

– How he and 11 other children were flown to Cambodia to deliver a targeted
death blow to all the surrounding Khmer Rouge troops... using only the combined
power of their minds;

– How his right arm is “hardwired” and is capable of astonishing
speed and strength;

– His struggle to regain his memory, aided by a car accident which led
to the discovery of a cranial implant uncovered by an MRI machine... deactivating
the implant and causing the MRI machine to catch fire;

– His role as a programmed assassin, targeting Americans under the command
of an undisclosed agency;

– The selection, torture, and brutal training process that he endured...
and which children are undergoing to this day.

the Pupna search engine.

2007-03-11T16:03:00.000Z

http://www.pupna.com/

to save time,here is da whole link.............enjoi/get annoyed at the troooth

2007-03-10T18:01:00.000Z

http://www.cafepress.com/strk3

from cafe press

2007-03-10T18:00:00.000Z

as usual,picture will not show.but if it does............

2007-03-10T16:56:00.000Z

that is his daughter...........wrong,wrong,wrong.

2007-03-09T21:57:00.000Z

maybeez rehab aint so bad..........costly,but..................

2007-03-09T21:54:00.000Z

http://www.beaumondeprograms.com/soberliving.html

it looks like hell on earth,bootcamp.

a drunk squirrel..i kid thee not

2007-03-09T21:15:00.000Z

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Drunk_Squirrel_dubbed

from www.b3ta.com

wanna buy s FEMA trailer?

2007-03-08T21:54:00.000Z

FEMA has some used trailers (41,000 of them) to sell and so far,
they've been netting "about 40 cents on each dollar spent by
taxpayers," according to the Washington Post.

That's OK, because taxpayers can get a good deal on a trailer if
they need one, right? Nah. FEMA is selling the trailers 300 at a time
to RV Dealers so they can be resold to consumers for profit. From the
Washington Post:

"As you can imagine, a public auction of so many
vehicles could devastate the market for travel trailers," Michael A.
Molino, president of the 2,700-member Recreational Vehicle Dealers
Association, said in a letter Friday to FEMA Director R. David
Paulison.
Molino's group and the National Association of RV Parks &
Campgrounds asked last week that the trailers be sold in lots of five
or more so dealers can buy and resell them. Both groups said that
selling directly to consumers could pose safety hazards if adequate
training is not provided.

FEMA is working with the General Services Administration, the
federal government's real estate arm, to auction trailers in batches of
about 300 at a time "so we do not flood the market or harm business,"
FEMA spokeswoman Deborah Wing said.

So we guess the real question is, does anyone want to buy a FEMA trailer...

from consumerist.com