moving here.............
http://sodajerk.terapad.com/
http://sodajerk.terapad.com/
Sunday, April 29, 2007
maketh me smile
it must be a bit of a kunt to be that kunt gordon broon.
you let your,at the time best pal,play with the toy first.then when it come to your turn to have a go,you find out that the malicious little bastard has trashed it,almost just so cannae get yer turn.
and worse than that,he has made it look like a lot of the fault is yours.you were holdin the money,
you spent it badly,
got involved with some bigger boys who made you sign up to things you do not want to do.
you even got a "wifee"for fux sake,how much more could you do.
but then folk began to realise you were not the financial genius you said you were.
PFI(Pretty Fucked Idea),
gets all the costs of the books for the minute ,but leaves a hell of a time bomb for"your"child.
Pensions,
yup been there,done that,fuct it up for everyone.......well almost everyone,MPs seem to be cool.Whew,that wasa close call.
NHS,
running better than ever you say.
strangely the folks that actually work for it and he patients who actually use it's services.say you are a lying sack of shit.
Welfare State,
money for the scroungers.
different than all the big companies ,rich folks who pay little or no tax.
anyhoo,this one seems to be working well.
Shut loadsa offices and make folks claim over the fone.
this adds an additional 2 to 3 week wait before there claims are actually recieved by the folks that will process them
.that is not a problem,they can apply for a Crisis Loan.
well they can try.cause they have to do that over he fone as well now.
If,and it is a big if,they are actually forunate enuff to get thru,they are unlikely to get any money.
makes these fone in ,rip off quiz shows seem almost kosher.
the big one.
yer pal has got involved with a crowd of bigger boys,troublemakers and ner do wells.
to try and be part of the gang he has got himself in a terrible jam.
a war seemingly without end.
hundreds of thousand of folks have been killed.many,many more maimed.you woder how yer "old pal"can sleep at nite.
he tells you "it is cause he is a pretty straight kinda guy"plus the power of prayer.(note to gordo,remember the religion card,sounds like a goood un).
yer pal then spends months teasing you with when he is gonna quit,you feel more like Charlie Brown than Gordon Brown.he keeps on pulling that fukn football away...........AUUUGH!
never mind gordy,be your turn soon.
you let your,at the time best pal,play with the toy first.then when it come to your turn to have a go,you find out that the malicious little bastard has trashed it,almost just so cannae get yer turn.
and worse than that,he has made it look like a lot of the fault is yours.you were holdin the money,
you spent it badly,
got involved with some bigger boys who made you sign up to things you do not want to do.
you even got a "wifee"for fux sake,how much more could you do.
but then folk began to realise you were not the financial genius you said you were.
PFI(Pretty Fucked Idea),
gets all the costs of the books for the minute ,but leaves a hell of a time bomb for"your"child.
Pensions,
yup been there,done that,fuct it up for everyone.......well almost everyone,MPs seem to be cool.Whew,that wasa close call.
NHS,
running better than ever you say.
strangely the folks that actually work for it and he patients who actually use it's services.say you are a lying sack of shit.
Welfare State,
money for the scroungers.
different than all the big companies ,rich folks who pay little or no tax.
anyhoo,this one seems to be working well.
Shut loadsa offices and make folks claim over the fone.
this adds an additional 2 to 3 week wait before there claims are actually recieved by the folks that will process them
.that is not a problem,they can apply for a Crisis Loan.
well they can try.cause they have to do that over he fone as well now.
If,and it is a big if,they are actually forunate enuff to get thru,they are unlikely to get any money.
makes these fone in ,rip off quiz shows seem almost kosher.
the big one.
yer pal has got involved with a crowd of bigger boys,troublemakers and ner do wells.
to try and be part of the gang he has got himself in a terrible jam.
a war seemingly without end.
hundreds of thousand of folks have been killed.many,many more maimed.you woder how yer "old pal"can sleep at nite.
he tells you "it is cause he is a pretty straight kinda guy"plus the power of prayer.(note to gordo,remember the religion card,sounds like a goood un).
yer pal then spends months teasing you with when he is gonna quit,you feel more like Charlie Brown than Gordon Brown.he keeps on pulling that fukn football away...........AUUUGH!
never mind gordy,be your turn soon.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
anothe good un from http://rubberbunsandliquor.blogspot.com/
Now, having spent an entire lifetime not getting knocked up, and doing a damn good job of it, I don’t see why I’m being punished like this. Not only do I have to sit at my desk and pretend to be impressed by people’s ability to procreate all day—each spawn’s “final, framed masterpiece” equally more impressive than the last, I’m sure—but I have to put in a full day’s work while some chick from Accounting gets to watch a friggin’ magic show because her condom broke in high school. The only thing that’s going to get me through the day (besides drinking heavily at lunch and my 12:30 appointment to “Steal Kids’ Food”) is the hope that someone will have thought it a good idea to bring not one but two rugrats to work, so I’ll get to witness a VP of something bullshit his way through a daylong contest of “Daddy, whose _____ is better?”.
cost of the futility in Iraq...thus far.
The War in Iraq Costs
$419,882,692,831
See the cost in your community
http://nationalpriorities.org/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=182
$419,882,692,831
See the cost in your community
http://nationalpriorities.org/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=182
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Friday, April 20, 2007
McGlashan giving the English the good old finger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csCexYYUhow&mode=related&search=
Dick Kuntz
http://www.greatfallstribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070320/NEWS01/703200305/1002
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY !
FROM JACKASS THE MOVIE 1
Andrew W.K. - We Want Fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajFycGg4Mz8&mode=related&search
btw Johnny Knoxville looks like Earl,from my name is..............wunda who came foist?
Andrew W.K. - We Want Fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajFycGg4Mz8&mode=related&search
btw Johnny Knoxville looks like Earl,from my name is..............wunda who came foist?
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