spellin and punkshooation

yup you guessed it,i do not have a cloo.i cannot spell or punkshooate to save my kilt.
i tend to think as i usually  go for the phonetic spelling all the folks that read this(that is you mike,i dont read it myself.)will get the general idea of what i am goin on aboot.
i have decided to introduce Swearcheck.it is similar to spell check but basically checks if any swear word i.s totally fuckin neccessary.
if it aint it substitutes a more family friendly  word phrase eg.melon farmer,know you know what i meant to say was melon farmer,oh for flips sake ,this is really beginnin to totally FU...upset me(nearly got one past there).okay that is it ,fuck this for a game of soldiers.
Swearcheck is off,i will take the "only 12x year old and above certificate",

Shamon mutha fukka,weee heeee.