quotes from Australian politics

* "That you Jim? Paul Keating here. Just
because you swallowed a fucking
dictionary
when you were about 15 doesn't give you the
right to pour a
bucket of shit over the rest
of us."

* And  in Melbourne a few
years back
there was a lot of noise in the media after
one politician
accused another of "having a
couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock".

my favorite,a politician criticised another by saying.......

"he looks like the kinda guy who gets out of the
shower to take a piss!"

much betterr than US/UK i think.