High school to expand alcohol testing

PEQUANNOCK, N.J. - Some teenagers who drink over the weekend could be
in big trouble come Monday morning: A New Jersey school district plans
to institute random urine tests capable of detecting whether alcohol
was consumed up to 80 hours earlier.

just make monday to wednesday the new weekend.

Police use stun guns on greased, naked student(no sense of humor)

Colin Sheridan says: "Police in Westerville, OH used a stun gun on a
high school student after he ran into his school cafeteria greased and
naked as a prank, bringing up fond memories of the greased-up deaf guy who appears in several Family Guy episodes."



Officer Doug Staysniak was monitoring the lunch period when Killian,
with long hair and a full beard, ran in the room toward students, who
screamed and ran away. The officer is normally assigned to a middle
school and did not recognize Killian as a student, Gaylor said.

Police said that an administrator ordered Killian to stop, but that the student made a sexual gesture and kept running.

Killian is in jail and charged with inducing panic, public indecency, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.



every one knows aboot Family Guy.

The Greased-up Deaf Guy first appeared in Family Guy during the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory company picnic. One of the contests at the picnic (and Peter's
favourite) is to catch the Greased-up Deaf Guy. He is released from a
cage saying "you're wasting your time! Forget about it! See you next
year!" and running off into the forest.

He returned in "North by North Quahog" when he gave Brian some drugs to plant on Jake Tucker. He used to be a lawyer.

ignore last posting

seems to have gone.

seemed like a good idea to add it

seems to be fucked,cannot figure out how to remove it.
same old,same old.

5 students suspended after hazing incident

Five students from Whitman-Hanson Regional High School were suspended
this week after a freshman student was taped to a bench and punched in
the groin during a bizarre hazing incident, school officials said
yesterday.

youthful high jinx.

crazy japanese game show

http://www.glumbert.com/media/obstacle

twill no doubt vanish(from modern drunkard)

Whisky Galore (1949)

The story takes place on Todd ay , a
small island 100 miles off the coast of Scotland , where
the government allotment of four bottles of whiskey is nowhere
near enough to sate the thirst of its residents. Without
the golden liquid life loses all meaning for the islanders,
until a miracle happens — a ship carrying 50,000 cases of
whisky wrecks upon the rocks surrounding the island. The
crafty islanders have to overcome several obstacles on the
way to their beloved drink, including a military guard on
the ship, the local bartender who sees the cargo as a threat
to his business, and the religious requirements of the Sabbath.
Even after the islanders are once again suitably lubricated,
the narrator info rms us that all did not live happily ever
after, because the whisky eventually ran out.

russian color photos from 1902

http://www.prokudin-gorsky.ru/database.php3?first=0

is this fake?-Christian Pop: God Hates Fags...............

http://www.eveningservice.com/Video

Student felled by moose head sues(the hunted becomes the hunter)

An American student is suing her university for
negligence after a mounted moose head fell on her from a wall during a
biology exam.

Amy Walters was peering through a microscope when the stuffed trophy fell, hitting the side of her head.

She says she has suffered from headaches ever since, and
is suing for "loss of enjoyment of life" and "embarrassment and
humiliation".

Pennsylvania State University has not yet commented on the case.

DIEBOLD VOTING MACHINE KEY COPIED FROM PHOTO AT COMPANY'S OWN ONLINE STORE!

in case yer wundrin how dubya "won"twice.

The shape of a key is like a password — it only provides security if you keep it secret from the bad guys.

...

Could an attacker create a working key from the [Diebold website] photograph? Ross [Kinard of SploitCast] decided to find out. Here’s what he did:

I bought three blank keys from Ace. Then a drill vise
and three cabinet locks that used a different type of key from Lowes. I
hoped that the spacing and depths on the cabinet locks’ keys would be
similar to those on the voting machine key. With some files I had I
then made three keys to look like the key in the picture.

Ross sent me his three homemade keys, and, amazingly, two of them
can open the locks on the Diebold machine we used in our study!

http://www.bradblog.com/?p=4066#more-4066

a cretin writes,then is trashed(cept for the little englanders)

I've never been a fan of Robert Burns. Too much romantic doggerel and nationalist twaddle. Haggis is a fine dish, but I can't stomach too many Burns suppers. "Here's tae us; wha's like us" makes me cringe.

http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/iain_macwhirter/2007/01/burns_would_probably_have_been.html

fuk him and his ilk.
tis Burns Night.............................

a frozen waterfall in estonia(from englishrussia.com)

US military unveils heat-ray gun

i wonder where that has been being tested.

A Reuters journalist who volunteered to be shot with the
beam described the sensation as similar to a blast from a very hot oven
- too painful to bear without diving for cover.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6297149.stm

show pictures all the fukn time u goddamn blog

you are mocking me,on my own goddamn fukn blog
i will not have it,do you hear me...................i will not fukn have it.
SHOW..........SHOW...................SHOW..........
show goddammit......aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.







Damn you to







hell !

The average temperature outside was -60 F. Yes, minus sixty fahrenheit.

yup.

Jade Goody on her racist remarks against Shilpa Shetty on UK’s Celebrity Big Brother:

“I was nasty and ugly”

WTF !

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

It's not about the oil. Oh.....................................(next email i open.)

Remember
this, from January 2003...?

Tony Blair today derided as "conspiracy theories" accusations that a
war on Iraq would be in pursuit of oil, as he faced down growing discontent in
parliament at a meeting of Labour backbenchers and at PMQs.

Well,
four years later, we have this:

Now, unnoticed by most amid the furore over civil war in Iraq and
the hanging of Saddam Hussein, the new oil law has quietly been going through
several drafts, and is now on the point of being presented to the cabinet and
then the parliament in Baghdad. Its provisions are a radical departure from the
norm for developing countries: under a system known as "production-sharing
agreements", or PSAs, oil majors such as BP and Shell in Britain, and Exxon and
Chevron in the US, would be able to sign deals of up to 30 years to extract
Iraq's oil.

Hence this:

In the light of Tony Blair’s statement to parliament on 18/3/03 that
'the oil revenues, which people falsely claim that we want to seize, should be
put in a trust fund for the Iraqi people administered through the UN', the
statement from the Iraqi trade unions that 'We strongly reject the privatization
of our oil wealth, [] and there is no room for discussing this matter. This is
the demand of the Iraqi street, and the privatization of oil is a red line that
may not be crossed.', and reports in the Independent (Future of Iraq: The spoils
of war 7/1/07) that Iraq's oil is 'about to be thrown open for large-scale
exploitation by Western oil companies under a controversial law which is
expected to come before the Iraqi parliament within days,' we petition Tony
Blair to keep his word, support the Iraqi people and ensure that Western
corporations are not allowed to pressure the fragile Iraqi government to sign
contracts to privatise Iraq’s oil.

Sign the petition here.

Government response to petition 'Resign'

You recently signed a petition asking the Prime Minister to
     "Resign
immediately."

     The Prime Minister's Office has responded to that
petition and
     you can view it here:
     http://www.pm.gov.uk/output/Page10809.asp

    
Prime Minister's Office

Oh Well,worth a try.

National Sanctity of Human Life Day, 2007

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States
of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution
and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim Sunday, January 21,
2007, as National Sanctity of Human Life Day. I call upon all Americans
to recognize this day with appropriate ceremonies and to underscore our
commitment to respecting and protecting the life and dignity of every
human being.


he has a way with words.

The Dictators...a most overlooked band

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dictators

Management by Assholism sweeps the workplace

RICE UNIVERSITY, Houston, Thursday — American workplaces are being revolutionised by the latest trend in management skills: the new technique of Management by Assholism, as propounded in the new book of the same name by famed management guru Tom Peters.

The movement originates with research by Jing Zhou and Jennifer George at Rice University, who showed that discontented employees spot potential pitfalls and solutions in business sooner if properly encouraged. The secret, they say, is "encouraging the expression of voice."

"Of course," says Peters, "these ivory-tower research scientologists can't be expected to understand the day-to-day realities of man management in the working environment. So professional, experienced managers who really know the science and art of running a business unit need to take their pie-in-the-sky fancies and pick out the useful bits as inspiration to further our work and goals on a practical level."

In Management by Assholism, workers are stimulated to creativity by careful and measured changes to the working environment.
Starting times are changed apparently unpredictably. The thermostat is
adjusted at random to get workers out of their "comfort zones" and
increase their thinking
presence in their work. Instructions are properly adjusted between
giving them and assessing how well they have been followed. Managers
must be vague
about future plans, using a standard set of ambiguous phrasings,
particularly with regards to compensation and benefits, changing things
on a schedule detailed in the charts in the book. Human Resources and Payroll can also be leveraged toward these goals with fantastic efficacy.

It is important not to discriminate in the provision of discontent stimulus. "Equal
opportunity laws are very clear on this: we must provide an equally
stimulating environment for all employees of a given level. It would be
wrong to do otherwise." Upsetting workers' equilibrium must not be done abusively or with favoritism, but strictly according to mandated procedure. Process is important.

Creatively stimulated workers who see a problem are encouraged to provide their suggestions in 100 characters or less on a written and notarised Problem Report Form. "Suggesting
a solution is not encouraged, of course — solving the problems should
be dealt with by their superiors who are charged with such things." A copy of each complaint is also sent to Human Resources to be placed on the employee's permanent personnel file.

"Management by Assholism really fits in with how managers know how to work," said Peters. "It leverages our core competencies as managers in a synergistic fashion. With some thinking outside the box. And quality. And stuff."

Entrepreneurs such as Donald Trump and Sir Alan Sugar expressed their strong support for the movement. "We've used these techniques with fabulous success for years. Sometimes, you've just got to fucking tell them."

Dr Zhou was somewhat disconcerted at the response to her work. "I said that listening to your good but discontented workers was important because they supply the good ideas that move things forward. I specifically said that just making the workplace horrible wouldn't work and wouldn't get things done!"

Dr Zhou was taken aside by her boss, advised to be a better team player, that in academic politics a researcher needs to go along to get along, that "you catch more flies with honey than vinegar, you know," and to run along and be a good girl.

from http://uncyclopedia.org/

rock and roll

can you guess who?

tis britney spears...................i kno i a really am really in no position to comment aboot ,but come on............

from.......http://icydk.com/

just say no

i have to agree with this...........

A Message to Gordon Brown On The Occasion Of His Visit To The Mahatma Gandhi Memorial in Delhi, India

Gandhi will be my inspiration, says Brown [source]

"I
could never compare myself to Gandhi or those other heroes of mine but
I do take inspiration from the way that they dealt with the challenges
they faced when I think about how I will deal with the challenges the
country and the world faces, including the security challenge, and blah
blah blah blah -

FUCK OFF.



(from http://mreugenides.blogspot.com/)

you go out for a coupla beers after work..............................

quotes from Australian politics

* "That you Jim? Paul Keating here. Just
because you swallowed a fucking
dictionary
when you were about 15 doesn't give you the
right to pour a
bucket of shit over the rest
of us."

* And  in Melbourne a few
years back
there was a lot of noise in the media after
one politician
accused another of "having a
couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock".

my favorite,a politician criticised another by saying.......

"he looks like the kinda guy who gets out of the
shower to take a piss!"

much betterr than US/UK i think.

a rather fukn good blog

http://rubberbunsandliquor.blogspot.com/

not really the best advert

looks good.........no really.

A collection of actual English subtitles to Hong Kong

() "They say this is a collection of actual English subtitles to Hong
Kong

films.  You decide!

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Gun wounds again?

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice
chicken.

11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

12. You daring lousy guy.

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

14. I have been scared shitless too much lately.

15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure
you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert
flour for your aunts to eat. [sic, of course]

20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits
and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
examination.

21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up
together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some
ass of the giant lizard person." - Jason S.

good grief,wrong.......just wrong.

from steve bell.

Hurt - Johnny Cash

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na-lIw8kxEU

classic........

Johnny Cash - Sunday morning coming down

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMXSTiCNnss

says it all....................

oh,wait.....................

Why haven't they volunteered to fight in Iraq for Dear Leader's Great Cause?

Quote of the Day

"You're smirking. I don't like that."

      -- Tony Snow to
the WH press whores,   Link 

 Poor Tony, he puts up with Bush smirking
all day

 so he doesn't want to see it from his good
puppy press.

he will be throwing poop next...............get those kids away from the cage.

our healthy eating MPs - subsidised menus of course.(from http://devilskitchen.blogspot.com/)

Indeed, the whole thing is rather sickening. However, all this talk
about healthy eating reminded me on something: a couple of weeks ago, I
went for lunch at one of the House of Commons canteens. Would you al
like to know what healthy options were on the menu?

Well, to be
fair, there was a salad option but, not being a fucking rabbit, I
wanted something hot and nourishing. Now, this being the House of
Commons, I was expecting gourmet food, a feast of cordon bleu delicacies; alas, I was sorely disappointed.

The choice of hot meals consisted of

• battered cod and chips, or


• pizza and chips.

Now,
that's what I call a "healthy eating" menu, eh? I don't even
particularly like chips; I would have preferred some mashed potato or,
actually, potato in almost any other form but it was not to be.

Once again, it's one law for the feckless, holier-than-thou cunt MPs and another law for us serfs...

Microsoft’s staff in 1978 - seriously

http://www.our-picks.com/archives/2007/01/05/microsofts-staff-in-1978/

Squirrels can take care of themselves!

a guy is motorbiking home from work when....................

I hit the next exit, and as I was in an area I knew pretty well,
headed through a few big residential neighborhoods as a new route home.
As I turned onto the nearly empty streets I opened the visor on my
full-face helmet to help get some air. I figured some slow riding
through the quiet surface streets would give me time to relax, think,
and regain that “edge” so frequently required when riding.

Little did I suspect…

As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile shot out from
under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of me. It was a
squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it
encountered the car. I really was not going very fast, but there was no
time to brake or avoid it—it was that close.

I hate to run over animals…and I really hate it on a motorcycle, but
a squirrel should pose no danger to me. I barely had time to brace for
the impact.

Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels can take care of themselves!

Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was
standing on his hind legs and facing the oncoming Valkyrie with
steadfast resolve in his little beady eyes. His mouth opened, and at
the last possible second, he screamed and leapt! I am pretty sure the
scream was squirrel for, “Banzai!” or maybe, “Die you gravy-sucking,
heathen scum!” as the leap was spectacular and he flew over the
windshield and impacted me squarely in the chest.

for the rest of the tale,read on......................

http://lifeisaroad.com/stories/2004/10/29/neighborhoodHazardorWhyTheCopsWontPatrolBriceStreet.html

takin the piss - Thief steals urinal from city pub

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/6234445.stm

one happy camel(picture may not publish,again)