the REAL World Champs..........kinda(from wikipedia)

The title was won by Georgia on 15 November 2006, who retained it in friendlies to bring the title back to Europe and the qualifying tournament for the 2008 European Championship. They lost the title to the highest ranked team in the UWFC of all time, Scotland, on March 24, 2007, nearly forty years since Scotland had previously gained the title in the game against England at Wembley that had inspired the competition.

[edit] Rankings table

Because of the unofficial nature of the title, there is no
authoritative criteria for ranking the historical holders of the title.
The UFWC website sorts teams by how many championship deciding matches
they have won: others have used cumulative length of time holding the
title, a points system for matches won, drawn and lost, or other
methods.

This table ranks the teams according to the number of matches that
they have started as title holders, and in the event of a tie, uses
cumulative days as title holder and then length of time since the title
was last held as second and third criteria.

Rank  	Country  	Matches as champion  	Days as champion  	Reigns as champion  	Title matches won*  	Title last held YYYY-MM-DD  
1	Scotland	102	13,000†[1]	20	86	current holder
2	England	88	7,506	21	74	2000-06-20
3	Argentina	61	2,443	10	50	1998-07-04
4	Russia[2]	50	1,580	6	41	2000-02-23
5	Netherlands	44	1,700	8	32	2003-09-10
6	Brazil	37	1,251	7	29	1988-04-29
7	Germany[3]	36	1,198	9	27	2000-06-17
8	France	34	1,333	6	25	2001-03-28
9	Italy	27	855	8	24	2000-07-02
10	Sweden	26	1,435	5	25	1989-06-14

dude falling.................

http://studenthome.nku.edu/~russelljo/flash/dudefalling.swf



exactly what it says on the tin.......

maybe UF was to quick to put down the flip-flop.

http://www.reef.com/productdetail/guys/footwear/sandals/2597#

just pointin save time at the bar ,i guess.

a can of WTF !

from http://guinnessandpoker.blogspot.com/

2006 "10 Worst Toys" List - better safe than sorry

http://www.toysafety.org/worstToyList_index.html

Sleepdrinking! -have i?................

An American Airlines pilot was acquitted of the charge of attempting
to operate a plane while under the influence of alcohol. The cause for
acquittal: Sleepdrinking!

A British jury in Manchester heard testimony that first officer
James Yates had been on a six-hour drinking binge the night before his
flight to Chicago. However, what put him over the top was the third of
a bottle of whiskey which he believes he drank in his sleep.

He denied trying to actually co-pilot the plane, claiming that he
wanted to get to the airport to alert the captain that he was in no
condition to fly. He was busted at the security checkpoint. The flight
was delayed, but luckily only sober pilots guided the plane home.

The money quote:

He said a third of a bottle of whisky he had
bought that day may have disappeared overnight, because "strange
things" sometimes happened in his sleep.

"Strange things"? Any other examples? Do tell!

Despite being let off the hook by the jury, he is expected to lose his job. —

a good news story for a friday.....from the metro

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=42306&in_page_id=34

Purity Balls........ironic..........

It has all the ingredients of a wedding. The
proud tuxedo-clad father, the frosted white cake, the limousines and an
exchange of vows.

But there is no groom and the girl in the long gown is no bride. She's daddy's little girl, there to take a vow of chastity.

In what is becoming a trend among conservative Christians in the
United States, girls as young as nine are pledging to their fathers to
remain virgins until they wed, in elaborate ceremonies dubbed "Purity
Balls."

The gala affairs are intended to celebrate the father-daughter relationship.

http://www.rawstory.com/news/afp/No_sex_please_we_re_daddy_s_little__03222007.html

not meant to be funny,but...............

14 more from....



http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/03/top_15_unintent.html

it was for charity.......and to advertise his shop.

the nemesis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shHh4Ju7kXA&mode=related&search=

jebus wept,now it is Cheap Trick......

i cannot drive.........why are these tunes in my head...............

fuk,it happened again...........

thinkin about summat a few years ago........my eyes drifted ,up and to the left.....



soundtrack..............don't stop believin............

classic british telly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0BBvUO4V5o

folk wanna kill the little dude..........bastards

Meet Knut, he has become a
symbol of the Berlin zoo. The baby polar bear was rejected by his
mother after he was born. Animal-rights group urged the zoo to put Knut
to sleep, because he will become too reliant on humans.

we have all done it...............

Van Halen with DLR............

it is just right..................



sammy who.....................

"Gotta Go Briefcase”: The #1 Briefcase When You Have To Go #2

one for when on the bus to work,or anywhere come to think of it .

scary Russian playgrounds............

http://englishrussia.com/?p=759#more-759

i know it is not nice...........

but



click on this link................spin it around........a visit from Mr Whirly.



http://www.mediavr.com/hicks.htm

a natural stunner............

Police: 'Bored' Teen Girl Pummeled By Homeowner During Break-In

ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, Fla. -- A homeowner in
Altamonte Springs, Fla., who pummeled and broke the nose of a hooded
armed burglary suspect inside his home was shocked to discover the
intruder was a 17-year-old girl who apparently committed the crime
because she was bored, according to police.Investigators said
homeowner Dean Heinrich awoke at 5:45 a.m. Sunday after hearing a noise
inside his house located in the 500 block of San Sebastian Heights and
discovered the intruder standing in his bedroom."I was pretty upset," Heinrich said.

Bushco?

?????????????????grooming?

one answer ,i guess..................

from http://cheaptattooremoval.net/gallerypage1.html

HP Sauce movin to Holland

Bastards...................

with that name,he had to work hard.

Anurag Dikshit.

who woke him up?

and turn sideways.............

just say no to huffing spray paint............

do not mess wit da bunnies

http://i.flowgo.com/greetings/kungfu_bunny/kungfu_bunny.swf

the ultimate soaking experience

http://www.us.kohler.com/onlinecatalog/newproducts_detail.jsp?section=2&aid=1142519072921&bk=1142518690893

Man Cuts Off His Own Genitals in Drunken Rage

40-year-old
Tadeus Konopizc, from Zakopane Poland, cut off his own penis and
testicles with a 6 inch kitchen knife in a drunken rage after his wife
left him. He had reportedly consumed multiple bottles of vodka.

In
spite of his pain the man was able to call doctors. He described what
he had done and begged for help. Paramedics were dispatched who in turn
called for a helicopter to transfer him to a specialist hospital.

Unfortunately
for the man the helicopter was held up by heavy fog. When he reached
the hospital it was too late to reattach his genitalia. Surgeons will
now attempt to surgically rebuild what he severed using tissue from
elsewhere on his body.

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

still testing.



nu blogger sux



SCRIBEFIRE................is the way to go.................

test

mike number 1......mike number 1.............isn't this a lot of fun.

new google blog stuff

more hassle to blog.

fukem

emmmmmmmmmmmm

is the answer.....monkeys?

new blogger

what is the differenzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

The Perry Bible Fellowship...............soooooooooopoib stuff.

http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF210-Wishing_Well.gif#198

anyone lookin for a cheap,if scuffed geetar............

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/document?doc_id=79685

she is like a bazillianaire.............

....what chance do i have?....what is happiness????????????????????

http://www.die-berliner-mauer.de/en/index.html

maybe of interest to wi11iam if he stumbles by.........

twas to me.

i do not drive myself-but this seems no bad................

http://home.clara.net/peterfrost/tryaneii.html

helping Haliburton

http://www.blackwaterusa.com/


although i read ,the administrations fave company is outsourcing/moving to Dubai.
to be nearer their main money earner,and employ cheaper staff......nah,that could not happen.........not in Dubyas AmeriKKKa.

oh well,as long as the money keeps comin into Texas,why would they give a flyin fuck about the jobs,and where they were at.

what a sick bastard,i had not heard the full story............

Roman Polanski

"Don't tell your mom." You've gotta know you just committed a crime when that's what you say to your sex partner in the afterglow.

In 1977, Roman Polanski, took thirteen-year-old Samantha Geimer over to
Jack Nicholson's house in Bel Air while the actor was away. Polanski,
director of the films Chinatown and Rosemary's Baby, had arranged to snap photos of the girl in her swimsuit, for the French edition of Vogue.

Eventually, the pair took a dip in the hot tub, and Roman gave the girl
champagne and quaaludes. Afterwards, there was fucking. But then
Samantha did tell her mom. Polanski was arrested shortly thereafter and charged with six criminal counts:

1. rape of a minor
   
2. rape by use of a drug
   
3. committing a lewd act upon a person less than 14 years of age
   
4. oral copulation
   
5. Sodomy
   
6. furnishing drugs to a minor
   

Ultimately, Polanski took a plea bargain and acquiesced to one count of unlawful sex with a minor. But then he fled to France before the sentencing hearing. He has never been back to the United States since.

But then, it's not like he has lots of fond memories of the U.S. After
all, it was in America that his pregnant wife, 26-year-old film actress
Sharon Tate, was brutally murdered along with four guests by the Manson Family. They stabbed Tate repeatedly in the belly and then slit her open to see the eight-month-old fetus.

Polanski gave Anton LaVey a cameo in Rosemary's Baby.

Twenty-six years later at the 75th annual Academy Awards, Polanski won Best Director for his film The Pianist. He has yet to return to the states to claim his complimentary statuette.

Dad lands in jail over Girl Scout cookies

BY BRIAN STANLEY Joliet Herald News

"I am not the Cookie Monster," said Tory Caruth, laughing.

But cookies are why he spent time in the Will County Jail after the Girl Scouts sued him in small claims court.

» Click to enlarge image

A west suburban man was arrested for allegedly failing to pay $300 police say he owed -- for Girl Scout cookies.
(AP)

Girl Scouts of Trailways claimed Caruth never paid for 118 boxes of cookies his daughter ordered five years ago.

The 40-year-old Joliet trucker is listed on permission forms as his
daughter's guardian responsible for payments. The 118 boxes were valued
at $354 when the order was placed in January 2002. Caruth claims that
money was turned in to the organization.

While his name is on the documents, Caruth said he never
signed the forms, which state "failure to turn over or any misuse of
these funds on my part will result in legal action taken against me by
Girl Scouts."

Warrant issued

"I never ordered, never signed for and never received any cookies," he said.

After he missed small claims court appearances, a warrant with a
$500 bond was issued for Caruth in December. "I did not know there was
a warrant out for me," Caruth said.

On Dec. 13, he was arrested and booked into the county jail; he made bail the next day.

Russelle Holsinger, a Morris attorney who represented the Girl
Scouts when the group took Caruth to court, said the arrest warrant
came only after Caruth ignored repeated requests to contact the
organization.

On a receipt submitted to the court, Caruth's daughter ordered
two cases of Caramel DeLites, two cases of Thin Mints, one case of
Peanut Butter Patties and one case of Peanut Butter Sandwiches -- plus
boxes of Shortbreads, Lemon Pastry Cremes, Animal Treasures and
Friendship Circles.

Holsinger said nonpayment for Girl Scout cookies is a fairly
common occurrence. "You wouldn't believe how many cases we have like
this," she said.

The Girl Scouts garnisheed Caruth's wages starting last month.
After court costs, he will pay $1,109.76. Caruth maintains his
innocence and said he'd like the Girl Scouts to apologize and go after
whoever did sign the form.

Sun-Times News Group

Murder charge against former mental patient

He won the right to refuse antipsychotic drugs in '04 ruling

An ex-con and former mental patient who won a landmark state Supreme Court
decision in 2004 that allowed hundreds of mental patients to stop taking forced
medication appeared in an Alameda courtroom Friday on charges that he killed
his roommate in September.
Qawi was sentenced to prison in 1991 for assault and battery for an
unprovoked attack on a couple in Oakland, a case that eventually led the state
Supreme Court to rule in January 2004 that mentally ill former prisoners who
are held in state hospitals after completing their sentences have the right to
refuse psychiatric medication unless they are incompetent or dangerous.

life sucks ,mostly.....No charges will be filed in the incident, police said.

Men survive gruesome suicide attempt










Published on: 03/09/07

Two
Atlanta men survived an attempt to kill themselves Friday by cutting
off their arms with a circular saw, according to Atlanta Police Major
Lane Hagin.

The men managed to sever three of their arms about six inches above the wrist, he said.

The two men — ages 40 and 41 — left a suicide note with the manager
of their Atlanta apartment building saying they were committing suicide
because their business had failed and they were recently diagnosed with
HIV, Hagin said.

After reading the note, the manager called police who found the two
men in their apartment with "a lot of blood," the major said.

Their names were not released. Police spokesman Steve Coleman said
both were in stable condition at Grady Memorial Hospital late Friday
and will undergo psychiatric evaluation.

No charges will be filed in the incident, police said.

— Rhonda Cook

help me rhonda..........sorry.............i doubt she can..................

Police arrest naked man on Iron Horse Trail

An East Bay Regional Parks police officer used an electric stun gun
to subdue a nude man on the Iron Horse Trail in Concord Sunday
afternoon, according to police.

The incident occurred about 4 p.m. on the trail just north of Monument Boulevard, said parks police Lt. Dave Dubowy.

The officer was on another call when a passerby reporting seeing the
man, who was standing beneath an overpass, not far from Highway 242,
according to police.

The man was not compliant and advanced toward the officer with
closed fists. The officer, who was by himself awaiting the arrival of
another officer, used the stun gun to subdue and detain the man, Dubowy
said.

Paramedics were called to treat and evaluate the man, who did not
appear to be seriously hurt. He was to be taken to a hospital before
being booked into County Jail in Martinez, Dubowy said.

By Scott Marshall

CONTRA COSTA TIMES

Israel recalls 'naked ambassador'

Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked apart from bondage gear.

Reports say he was able to identify himself to police only after a rubber ball had been removed from his mouth.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6441461.stm

diplomatic immunity?

The Army is ordering injured troops to go to Iraq

At Fort Benning, soldiers who were classified as medically unfit to
fight are now being sent to war. Is this an isolated incident or a
trend?

http://www.salon.com/news/2007/03/11/fort_benning/

sadly,not too hard to believe...........

was this not a TV programme?jessica alba?

Duncan O’Finioan
was the Ultimate Warrior... brainwashed, conditioned and controlled as part
of a highly classified MKULTRA program called PROJECT TALENT. From a thousand
others trained as child warriors in 1966, he is now, he believes, only one of
20 left alive to tell the story.



In his powerful and compelling testimony for the camera – one of the most
extraordinary we have ever heard – Duncan describes:

–
His mission to “terminate” the very drunk, future President of
the United States... George W Bush;

– His dizzying enhanced physical and psychic abilities... including
the abilities to hurl someone across the room with his mind, and walk through
a solid wall;

– How he and 11 other children were flown to Cambodia to deliver a targeted
death blow to all the surrounding Khmer Rouge troops... using only the combined
power of their minds;

– How his right arm is “hardwired” and is capable of astonishing
speed and strength;

– His struggle to regain his memory, aided by a car accident which led
to the discovery of a cranial implant uncovered by an MRI machine... deactivating
the implant and causing the MRI machine to catch fire;

– His role as a programmed assassin, targeting Americans under the command
of an undisclosed agency;

– The selection, torture, and brutal training process that he endured...
and which children are undergoing to this day.

the Pupna search engine.

http://www.pupna.com/

to save time,here is da whole link.............enjoi/get annoyed at the troooth

http://www.cafepress.com/strk3

from cafe press

as usual,picture will not show.but if it does............

that is his daughter...........wrong,wrong,wrong.

maybeez rehab aint so bad..........costly,but..................

http://www.beaumondeprograms.com/soberliving.html




it looks like hell on earth,bootcamp.

a drunk squirrel..i kid thee not

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Drunk_Squirrel_dubbed




from  www.b3ta.com

wanna buy s FEMA trailer?

FEMA has some used trailers (41,000 of them) to sell and so far,
they've been netting "about 40 cents on each dollar spent by
taxpayers," according to the Washington Post.

That's OK, because taxpayers can get a good deal on a trailer if
they need one, right? Nah. FEMA is selling the trailers 300 at a time
to RV Dealers so they can be resold to consumers for profit. From the
Washington Post:

"As you can imagine, a public auction of so many
vehicles could devastate the market for travel trailers," Michael A.
Molino, president of the 2,700-member Recreational Vehicle Dealers
Association, said in a letter Friday to FEMA Director R. David
Paulison.

Molino's group and the National Association of RV Parks &
Campgrounds asked last week that the trailers be sold in lots of five
or more so dealers can buy and resell them. Both groups said that
selling directly to consumers could pose safety hazards if adequate
training is not provided.

FEMA is working with the General Services Administration, the
federal government's real estate arm, to auction trailers in batches of
about 300 at a time "so we do not flood the market or harm business,"
FEMA spokeswoman Deborah Wing said.

So we guess the real question is, does anyone want to buy a FEMA trailer...

from consumerist.com

Russian bride not so bridish................

from englishrussia.com

CBGB.................now.

"Scott Beale / Laughing Squid"

from laughingsquid.com

Navy Researching Vomit Beam - pretty sure they had it years ago...........in ma youth.

yeah,that would be what it was.........................................

You never know what's going to land in your mailbox.  Last night, I
found a weapon that shoots an invisible wall-penetrating beam that
makes people so dizzy they fall over. (It can make them puke, too, but
I'll get to that in a moment.)

Okay, okay... it was only a description
of the device that I came across, going through my (mostly junk) mail.
The less-lethal weapon was one of many novelties described in an
invitation to the "Navy's 07 'Opportunity Forum" for small businesses.

Invocon, Inc., one of dozens of companies expected to showcase their wares at the forum, says it'll be there to display its "non-lethal, stand-off weapon for military and law enforcement personnel that could ultimately work through walls and other non-metallic structures."

They've even got a Navy contract to develop the thing.  I looked up
Invocon's contract in the Navy's Small Business Innovative Research
database and found this slightly more detailed description of the work:

IVC proposes to investigate the use of beamed RF [radio
frequency] energy to excite and interrupt the normal process of human
hearing and equilibrium. The focus will be in two areas. (1)
Interruption of the mechanical transduction process by which sound and
position (relative to gravity) are converted to messages that are
processed by the brain. (2) Interruption of the chemical engine which
sustains the proper operation of the nerve cells that respond to the
mechanical transduction mechanisms referenced in item (1). Interruption
of either or both of these processes has been clinically shown to
produce complete disorientation and confusion.

Wow! Through the walls? That even beats the Active Denial System -- the pain ray that Noah wrote about the other day.  Invocon even touts its device as a "Star Trek hand-held Phaser Weapon set on 'Stun'."

However, rather than causing intense pain, like the Active Denial
System, Invocon is advertising a weapon that boasts the ability to go
through walls and incapacitate everyone in a room by making them loose
their balance. "Second order effects would be extreme motion sickness,"
the company notes.

Basically, you're safely in your house, an invisible beam hits you,
you feel dizzy, and fall over (or puke). Or so goes the promotion:

The benefits of such a weapon would be that in areas of extreme
risk to Marine Corps personnel, hostiles could be controlled without
loss of life. The weapon effect would be helpful in urban combat where
rooms could be subjected to the EPIC stimulus and then subdued without
further risk to friendlies or hostiles. Similar technology could be
applied to law enforcement operations especially in hostage situations
where all the people in a room could be incapacitated without damage
and subsequently sorted out as to which are the bad guys and which are
the good guys.

Invocon claims they have already held the "first known
demonstration" of this technology. You gotta wonder who that lucky
employee was.

[For those of you interested in learning more about the very weird effects of radio-frequency weapons, check out David Hambling's excellent -- and often terrifying -- writing on the subject]

Navy Researching Vomit Beam - pretty sure they had it years ago...........in ma youth.

yeah,that would be what it was.........................................

You never know what's going to land in your mailbox.  Last night, I
found a weapon that shoots an invisible wall-penetrating beam that
makes people so dizzy they fall over. (It can make them puke, too, but
I'll get to that in a moment.)

Okay, okay... it was only a description
of the device that I came across, going through my (mostly junk) mail.
The less-lethal weapon was one of many novelties described in an
invitation to the "Navy's 07 'Opportunity Forum" for small businesses.

Invocon, Inc., one of dozens of companies expected to showcase their wares at the forum, says it'll be there to display its "non-lethal, stand-off weapon for military and law enforcement personnel that could ultimately work through walls and other non-metallic structures."

They've even got a Navy contract to develop the thing.  I looked up
Invocon's contract in the Navy's Small Business Innovative Research
database and found this slightly more detailed description of the work:

IVC proposes to investigate the use of beamed RF [radio
frequency] energy to excite and interrupt the normal process of human
hearing and equilibrium. The focus will be in two areas. (1)
Interruption of the mechanical transduction process by which sound and
position (relative to gravity) are converted to messages that are
processed by the brain. (2) Interruption of the chemical engine which
sustains the proper operation of the nerve cells that respond to the
mechanical transduction mechanisms referenced in item (1). Interruption
of either or both of these processes has been clinically shown to
produce complete disorientation and confusion.

Wow! Through the walls? That even beats the Active Denial System -- the pain ray that Noah wrote about the other day.  Invocon even touts its device as a "Star Trek hand-held Phaser Weapon set on 'Stun'."

However, rather than causing intense pain, like the Active Denial
System, Invocon is advertising a weapon that boasts the ability to go
through walls and incapacitate everyone in a room by making them loose
their balance. "Second order effects would be extreme motion sickness,"
the company notes.

Basically, you're safely in your house, an invisible beam hits you,
you feel dizzy, and fall over (or puke). Or so goes the promotion:

The benefits of such a weapon would be that in areas of extreme
risk to Marine Corps personnel, hostiles could be controlled without
loss of life. The weapon effect would be helpful in urban combat where
rooms could be subjected to the EPIC stimulus and then subdued without
further risk to friendlies or hostiles. Similar technology could be
applied to law enforcement operations especially in hostage situations
where all the people in a room could be incapacitated without damage
and subsequently sorted out as to which are the bad guys and which are
the good guys.

Invocon claims they have already held the "first known
demonstration" of this technology. You gotta wonder who that lucky
employee was.

[For those of you interested in learning more about the very weird effects of radio-frequency weapons, check out David Hambling's excellent -- and often terrifying -- writing on the subject]