() "They say this is a collection of actual English subtitles to Hong
Kong
Kong
films. You decide!
1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice
chicken.
chicken.
11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I have been scared shitless too much lately.
15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure
you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert
flour for your aunts to eat. [sic, of course]
you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert
flour for your aunts to eat. [sic, of course]
20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits
and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
examination.
and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
examination.
21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up
together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some
ass of the giant lizard person." - Jason S.
together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some
ass of the giant lizard person." - Jason S.
1 comment:
Totally brilliant. I will be referring to this list for years to come. Thank you, Scottish person whose feet fly into chin of evil man.
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