On Friday, April 13, the world will be pooping for peace.
For the fourth consecutive year, PoopReport.com is spearheading the
celebration Poop For Peace Day -- a non-partisan effort to focus attention
not on the differences that divide humanity, for once, but the
commonalities that bind us.
Poop For Peace Day is, as I said, non-partisan and non-political. Pooping
for peace is simply about recognizing our common needs, wants, and desires.
It's about knowing that the twelve hours after Taco Bell are going to
unfold for each of us in the same exact way. It's about the fact that side
by side in a public bathroom, any two human beings are stripped of their
differences and reduced to their most basic essence: a pair of feet
sticking out below the stall, and a pair of butt trumpets performing a
greasy symphony in lament of humanity's non-negotiable deference to the
call of the vile.
For the fourth consecutive year, PoopReport.com is spearheading the
celebration Poop For Peace Day -- a non-partisan effort to focus attention
not on the differences that divide humanity, for once, but the
commonalities that bind us.
Poop For Peace Day is, as I said, non-partisan and non-political. Pooping
for peace is simply about recognizing our common needs, wants, and desires.
It's about knowing that the twelve hours after Taco Bell are going to
unfold for each of us in the same exact way. It's about the fact that side
by side in a public bathroom, any two human beings are stripped of their
differences and reduced to their most basic essence: a pair of feet
sticking out below the stall, and a pair of butt trumpets performing a
greasy symphony in lament of humanity's non-negotiable deference to the
call of the vile.
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