this is da life.

As I don't drive,that usually means me slumming it on public transport.every now and again.I will treat myself to the luxury of a taxicab home.not cheap,but,hey I am worth it,here comes the science bit......

on the bus,again.

Sweet babt jeebus,more fuckin roadworks.I was in traffic queue for 20 minutes last nite while comin home from t'pit,speakin of da pit,I have decided,in light of y'days events ie given a talking to for not clearing enuff work on friday past.that,to quote a wise old rabbit”of course you realise,this means war”they wil come to rue the day they pushed me too farl

the right to bear arms

With yet another school shooting,I have to wonder if the right to bear arms is really more important than childrens lives. NRA - National Redneck Assholes. Not until you take it from my cold,dead hands. One of their board members is Da Nuge.well known draft dodger,yet seemingly more then happy to kill defencelss animals.I read this brave hunter ,even goes clubbing seals.what a guy.tw@t.

identity cards

Both of our political parties that have had their conferences so far,have both had major fuck ups on security for their events.ie both have had big,bigproblems with identity cards to get into gain access to the events. They cannot organise I'd cards for there own wee evevtsnbut they wanna bring them in nationally, Great idea guys.shiw us how yer gonna do it.

dude with da car.

Has till saturday to remove his idiotic.moronic website from da net.or I email da local press with da link.goes agin my normal feelings to be a grass,but I would not be able to forgive maself if da idiot hit and injured a local kid. In fact,fuck it,I am emailing them now.

he looks a bit,well...you decide.

camp as a row of tents.

if they had been "lawfully"killed,would that be okay?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/5399052.stm



tony on hearing the news.

National Squirrel Awareness Week.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3023523.stm

paul westerberg

ex  'Mats dude has done the music for a film/cartoon.
i must admit i was a bit skeptikal,has he sold out to da man?,in a henry rollins kinda way.

glad to say it is one of his strongest albums since da 'Mats.

and as further proof,da guys at Sony(for it is them)got him to play at a premiere.
he managed to get his long time partner in crime ,tommy stinson,to come along for the show.they played a couple from da film.
last song was an old 'Mats song....I.O.U Nothing.

i would like to think it was a big raise of da middle finger to Sony.

ie ,he does the music,but on his terms.

talk of even puttin one of the tracks up for an Oscar.

maybe dat would be too much.i am a bit of (i mean total)music snob.
i dont want the general public findin outta about the dude.

so many folk rip him off(eg ryan fuckin adams),without acknowledging it.
pretty cool if the guy has copped a break for once.

gives the rest of us losers a wee bit of hope.

sir digby chicken ceaser

a very funni charachter from a cool
show in da UK.

http://www.myspace.com/sirdigby_chickencaesar?__utma=243306240.13620136.1159651648.1159651648.1159696381.2&__utmb=243306240&__utmc=243306240&__utmz=243306240.1159651648.1.1.utmccn%3D(direct)%7Cutmcsr%3D(direct)%7Cutmcmd%3D(none)&__utmv=-&__utmk=444851602


you can watch clips too,gotta love dis nu tecknologee.

Guy who lives along the road from me

he is always tearing about the streets.
being noisy and generally a fuckin pain.
he seems not to care that somebody could be croosing the road
and he could kill them.
as i say selfish bastard.
i had noticed that quite often his car seems to be without number plates
(license plates).
i could not help thinkin,he must be up to no good.no other legitimate reason.
so this mornin,i am up early,i notice a plate,just resting agin his car.
"fuck it",i think,"i am havin that".....................so i got on ma jeans and boots.
and now i do,as they say ,have it.
there was a website on the plate,i had to check it.well you do ,dont you.
asshole has only posted videos of himself speeding on public roads.
what a moron............................enjoy.
i keep hopin if i watch them over and over he will crash and seriously
hurt himself.

http://www.privateimports.co.uk/eh3films.htm

i am not a very good cook

tonite ,i tried to make an omlette.
i
 somehow ended up with pasta,
not sure where i went wrong,but it was very tasty.

if not quite...al dente.

this seems apt for the next post

http://maps.google.com/maps?z=18&ll=32.676111,-117.157677&spn=0.002064,0.003659&t=k


and nobody noticed...............yeah ,right.

not sure how he managed it,but torture is legal now.

well done to those democunts who voted with da prez.

http://glenngreenwald.blogspot.com/2006/09/legalization-of-torture-an_115945829460324274.html#links

it is different over here,we just let the police shoot folk,and then the person in charge of the operation/fiasco/shambles gets fuckin promotion,as she said"if i thought i had done anything wrong,i would not accept this promotion"

well that is okay then.

i really hope that when boosh andbliar leave office,they have to spend the rest of their lives in a paranoid sweat about getting killed.

new york dolls/new album.really fuckin good.

i was not gonna buy it.it aint the "real"dolls.
saw johansen and sylvain on a chat show last nite,then performin the new single.
thot,what the fuck,why not.
it is still more like a johansen solo project than the dolls,but very good anyway.
if i can figure out how to get a link to some of the songs,i will.

politics of fear - i agree with this.

The root of this fear, is of course the overwhelming threat of death.
Who is going to save us and keep us secure? No surprises there then -
the people who spread the fear, mmmm.



When you 'know' you're going to die anyway (sometime), there's no
longer any thing to fear. Simple. So don't worry. Let them say what
they want. In truth, they can't change a thing.



in other words,"what is for you,will not go by you".
as my wise old granma used to say.

waterboarding - torture lite?i don't thimk so.

decide for yourself.

http://www.alternet.org/rights/42344/

finally,some sensible health info.

Just got this - best info I've had in ages!!!
Q: I've heard that
cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this
true?

A: Your heart
is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't
waste them on
exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up
your heart will not
make you live longer; that's like saying you can
extend the life of your car
by driving it faster. Want to live longer?
Take a
nap.
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--
Q:
Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must
grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and
corn. And what
are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an
efficient mechanism
of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain?
Eat chicken. Beef is
also a good source of field grass (green leafy
vegetable). And a pork chop
can give you 100% of your recommended daily
allowance of vegetable
products.
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---
Q:
Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from
fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,
that means they take the water out of the
fruity bit so you get even
more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made
out of grain.
Bottoms
up!
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---
Q:
How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you
have fat, your ratio is one to one.
If you have two bodies, your ratio is two
to one,
etc.
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--
Q:
What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular
exercise
program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No
Pain...Good!
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---
Q:
Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried
these days in vegetable oil.
In fact, they're permeated in it. How could
getting more vegetables be
bad for
you?
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---
Q:
Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around
the
middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets
bigger. You
should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger
stomach.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
Q:
Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans! Another
vegetable!!! It's
the best feel-good food
around!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Q:
Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure,
explain whales to
me.
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--
Q:
Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

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Well,
I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had
about food and
diets.

And remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with
the
intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved
body,
but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate
in
the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and
screaming
"WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

Poles on a bus.

had a not bad day off.weather was okay.
got the DVD i was after My Nane Is Earl.
booked an appontment for a tattoo.
saw some of the freakiest folk ,i had ever seen.
the theatre production of Todd Brownings Freaks must be in town again.
pleased to meet you....one of us.

and then it all went horribly wrong.

a bunch of Polish folk got on the bus(maybe not Polish,but deffo eastern european)they sprawled  themselves all around the bus,feet on seats,sitting sideways with their arms hangin over the back of the seat(which annoyed one guy,ME,as the fukker kept hitting the paper i was trying to read).then to make matters worse they all STARTED SHOUTING AND TALKING REALLY FAST OVER EACH OTHER FOR THE NEXT 30 MINUTES.why do all tourists do this?we have enuff of our own noisy fucks for the busses ,we do not need anymore.
i got off the bus with a headache and my ears whistling like i had been at a gig.
then i went to the shops.....andthere was my saviour........Becks Beer.......4 bottles for the price of 3........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
and as i type,i pause.....................to pop open number 4.
beer,the cause and the soloution to all yer problems- borrowed from Homer J hisself.

a President who can argue his case.(Clinton)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y66_v0Eb5N0&mode=related&search=


i had not seen this before.

he still thinks blair is doing/done a good job.

so he aint perfect.but he is a fuk of a lot better than the Christian Neo Nazis we have runnin US/UK at de moment.

and he did not spend more american tax payers money than all the rest of the previous presidents put together.

btw the number of American troops  killed under Dubyas war on terror now exceeds the number of people who died on 9/11.

i heard a thing that sickened me even more about Blair(commited christian ,and family values man.honest tony.etc)
somebody asked him......"how do you feel about havin the blood of 100,000 dead Iraqis on your hands?"

his reply..........................


"i think you will find it is actually nearer 50,000."



what a complete and utter bastard.