Thursday, February 15, 2007

the clock is ticking Indiana.....

After over two centuries of sexual liberty, citizens of Indiana may
soon learn that a bill circulating in the state legislature will become
law and will then render illegal any family traditions of fucking their
animals.

Under the proposed bill, sleeping with your family dog, however
consensual, will become a misdemeanor, perhaps a risk worth taking. But
anything approaching S&M will result in a felony and possible
incarceration; an attachment to the proposal states that the
penalization is extended to felony status if the sex turns violent or
results in death of the beast.


There is no mention of the penalty for crossing state lines into
Kentucky with your animal, where the law is surely more lenient.

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