AMHERST, MA—Researchers at the University of Massachusetts released
a surprising new study Monday indicating that, contrary to long-held
beliefs about its destructive effects, collegiate binge drinking is a
fucking blast.
Campus Watch
"Data
collected at bars and fraternity parties on the UMass campus has
yielded unexpected conclusions with regard to the practice of binge
drinking," study head Dr. Albert Greaves said. "Over the course of our
research, a consistent pattern emerged demonstrating that binge
drinking seriously kicks ass."
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