wise words from the Devils Kitchen...........

Here are a few tips for people to obey in order to avoid getting cockroaches rammed up their every orifice.

1. Snap previews might well be the single most annoying web invention ever.


2. Websites
   that make sounds or play music whilst you browse are always a fucking
   mistake: do this on your website and, no matter how desirable you
   products, I will leave immediately, OK? It's just not acceptable.


3. Just because you can take up the whole of the tunnel, pavement or walkway does not mean that you should.
   
   That
   includes people who walk really slowly or pretty quickly: however fast
   you move, I promise you that I walk more swiftly. And it definitely
   includes you fuckers snogging as you walk along; I don't give two shits
   about how in love you are, just get out of my fucking way.


4. You
   don't have to stand in the middle of the aisle, thus effectively
   blocking it, in order to look at what is on the bottom shelves. Unless
   you are very long-sighted, in which case get some glasses and get out
   of my cunting way.


5. When you go into the pub, take your fucking rucksack off, you cunt.


6. I know this is tautological, but don't be a corrupt, venal, incompetant, shit-stain politician.

You see, easy rules for a cockroach-free living, the Devil way...