Saturday, September 09, 2006

heckling

heard this one before,but still makes me laugh.

Bono,for it was he,the pretentious one.the same guy who while
tellin us all to give more money to charity,has his accountant figuring
out ways for him to pay no taxes in Ireland,ya kno like the little folk.no ,i dont mean
leprakons(sp?)i mean most of us,joe public ,the working stiffs of the world.

i have gone of subject here.

apparantly during gigs ,at one point ,betwixt songs,Bonio would start to slowly clap his hands
.then after a minute or so would say.............."every time i clap my hands,an African child dies"

most of the crowd are stunned into silence,pondering the significance of this statement......................................all except for one guy,who shouts out.

"well ,stop clapping your fuckin hands then."

and he was not wrong.

but Geldof is still worse,and as for Midge Ure(ine).........dont even ask.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's the funniest punchline I've ever heard, serious. That fellow should be knighted, or sumpin. Death to Bono!

Anonymous said...

did SST records not have "Kill Bono"tshirts at one time?
maybe they still do.

Anonymous said...

I never saw it. I'd buy one, sure. Must check to see....

Anonymous said...

http://www.sstsuperstore.com/

yup,it was not my imagination,i got a gun at my back.
still got Kill Bono shirts.in XL anyway.

Anonymous said...

XL? We're too dinky for a fuckin' XL!

Anonymous said...

other sizes too,i would imagine.
must be one of the best selling items.
kinda like Gregg Ginns pension plan.

i hope he gives some money to Chuck.

btw did you know Dez and Robo are in the Misfits at the moment?

very strange,alhough they did tour together,back in the day.