Anonymous said...
come and see us play a one-off farrrewell gig 13 years too late at bannermans on sat 9 sept free entry.
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come and see us play a one-off farrrewell gig 13 years too late at bannermans on sat 9 sept free entry.
8:54 AM
"see us"i aint very technicully minded,it must be a friend of,or someone in the band,otherwise it would be see "them"
is this what trackback is?you can track who has down loaded summat you have posted on youtube???????
very strange,but fuckin excellent news.as it is free ,it will no doubt be busy,but i will try and go early and hope for the best.
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Quotes
"Word is, he likes to gas a couple, and then
bring the
aide in and see what the kid's face
looks like."
--U.S. News & Whore Report's Paul Bedard saying when
Dubya meets a new aide
he
raises one leg and farts to watch for the kid's reaction,
Link
We have 2600 dead soldiers in his World war, a ruined economy and trillions
in debt
because this ignorant nine seven year
old is running the world?
A woman sunbathing at Compton Bay on the Isle of Wight had a narrow
escape when a cow fell 16 metres (50ft) off a cliff to its death and
landed where she had been lying moments earlier.Sally Brown, 51, of Cowes, had just picked up her body board when
she heard a loud noise as the animal hurtled down a cliff. She said
later: "It would have killed me if it landed on me." Jane Phillips, of
Compton Farm, apologised, adding: "It doesn't bear thinking about what
would have happened if it had landed on her."
In the heart of Tehran sits one of Iran's most important
nuclear facilities, a dome-shaped building where scientists have
conducted secret experiments that could help the country build atomic
bombs. It was provided to the Iranians by the United States.
Quotes
I don’t know of anyone over the age of 18 who wants to get older,
despite all the studies showing that older people are happier than
younger ones. I’ve always wondered why the elderly are so content, and
now that I’m getting older myself, the mysteries are beginning to
unfold.
For example, ten minutes ago I wanted to walk from my home to my
office, all of 47 seconds away. (Yes, I timed it.) I was wearing black
socks because I just came from getting a suit altered. There on the
floor in the foyer were my sandals. Do I bother to take off the black
socks before putting on the sandals? Ha! That’s thinking like a 25-year
old. I just slipped my black socked feet into those babies and took off
without a hint of shame.
I’m not yet at the age where I can wear a fishing hat, ball-high
shorts, black socks and sandals all the time, but it was a nice little
preview of things to come. Plus, now that I’m married I can eat all I
want and dress any way I please – at least until my wife starts
insisting we need a pool boy despite having no pool.
Being older has many advantages. My favorite one is that I get
automatic respect without earning it. That’s sweet. I could say to the
young ice cream shop vendor “Give me two scoops of vanilla, turd-boy,”
and he would probably say, “Very good, sir. Coming up!” The world isn’t
fair, but as long as it’s tilting in my direction I find that there’s a
natural cap to my righteous indignation.
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked
out. Sure, there’s a lot more living to go, but there isn’t much doubt
that I’ll always be the “Dilbert guy.” Unless I go on a crime spree, in
which case I’ll be “that stabbin’ Dilbert guy.”
But when you’re 25, you are filled with curiosity about your own
future. Will you become a captain of industry or will you drown in your
own vomit? There are so many options. But the only thing you really
need to know in advance is whether you will someday run for public
office. If that’s an option, you don’t want any of your orifices to be
involved in anything you wouldn’t tell your mother.
Another bonus of advanced age is the accumulation of generally
useless knowledge that is nonetheless impressive. After about the age
of 40 you start hearing a lot of “How did you know THAT?” If you sum up
all of the facts in your head plus your awesome powers of inference
plus your exceptional skill at bullshitting, you look like a psychic to
anyone under 20.
That’s why after I call the ice cream vendor “turd-boy” I follow up
with “You’re thinking of spitting in my ice cream now, aren’t you?”
Then he says something like “Whoa, dude! How did you do that?”
Round Eye Blues
Last night I closed my eyes
And watched the tracers fly
Through the jungle trees
Like fireflies on a windy night
Pulled up and onward by the breeze
I can still hear the far off tin-canny sounds
Of their machine guns come unwound
And I was shakin’ like Little Richard
And I was sweatin’ like ol’ James Brown
Over by my window sill
The moon was still
On my cigarettes and wine
Sometimes there’s wear I pray to Jesus
Sometimes there’s where I pray to die
But I could still sense the circling danger
Of those invisible bastards of a piss-hot day
I was shakin’ with ol’ Proud Mary
I was sittin’ on the dock of the bay
Take the hits boys take the hits
Don’t smoke your bible and don’t lose your wits
Because the sky is filled with shrapnel
And your eyes are filled with tears
Hold your breath boys hold your breath
Finger your trigger and welcome death
Because the chopper’s filled with your gut-shot friends
Your hearts are filled with fear
Fables tell of men who fell
With swords dangling from their chest
The old guys down at the taproom swear
The Japs could kill you best
But late at night I could still hear the cries
Of three black guys I seen take it in the face
I think about them sweet Motown girls they left behind
And the assholes that took their place
Take the hits boys take the hits
Don’t smoke your bottle and don’t lose your wits
Because the sky is filled with shrapnel
And your eyes are filled with tears
Hold your breath boys hold your breath
Finger your trigger and welcome death
Because the chopper’s filled with your gut-shot friends
Your hearts are filled with fear
18-Aug-2006
Dear Cecil:
Do unborn babies pee and/or defecate in the womb? --Realtime, via e-mail
Cecil replies:
That's two questions, so two answers. Number one: yes, and it's a good thing they do.
Number two: yes, but you better hope they don't.
Fetal urination is normal. It's part of that "miracle of life" folderol the
nature programs exalt just before they hit you with something you'd rather not know.
Naturally, fetal urine isn't quite the same as yours or mine. It does contain urea, but
much of the nitrogenous waste enters maternal circulation for mama to clean up. Fetal
urine isn't yellow, either. Fetuses and newborns lack enzymes to convert bile pigments to
urobilin, which colors the output of older children and adults.
Urine production begins late in the first trimester, about the same time the two-inch
embryo becomes a fetus. In the second half of pregnancy, fetal urine is an important
constituent of amniotic fluid. By the time the kid is about ready to pop out, he or she is
passing roughly a liter a day. Where does it go? Seems kids learn the benefits of
recycling early on--they swallow it. They'd better, too, lest polyhydramnios (a
potentially dangerous buildup of fluid volume) result. When fetal urination is impaired,
the opposite complication, oligohydramnios, usually occurs.
Fetal defecation isn't normal, but fetuses do accumulate a mass of greenish feces,
called meconium, in their intestines. Unlike the adult version, meconium is sterile and
odorless, though still pretty icky, and the sight of it in the newborn nursery starkly
reminds a new parent--not infrequently dad, since mom at this point is often out of
it--that his life has entered a dramatic new phase. (Nurses invariably offer to clean
things up. Let 'em.) I know what you're thinking: there's nothing much to nosh on in
there, so where's this stuff coming from? Various endogenous and swallowed sources: mucus,
bile, intestinal epithelial cells, lanugo (fine body hairs that are normally shed before
birth), and vernix caseosa (a lubricating sebaceous secretion of the skin).
Fetuses usually don't pass meconium until after birth, but doing so in the womb isn't
rare. Around 12 percent of fetuses have meconium-stained amniotic fluid (MSAF), colored
yellow or green by bile pigments in the meconium--an indication that junior couldn't wait.
The more prolonged the pregnancy, the greater the risk. In postterm births (those
occurring after 42 weeks), the rate of meconium staining is about a quarter to a half. Why
is this a concern? Fetuses take amniotic fluid into their lungs, and in a minority of MSAF
cases, passed meconium enters the airway before birth and afterward leads to respiratory
symptoms collectively called meconium aspiration syndrome (MAS). MAS can be fatal,
although the rate of deaths is falling in developed countries--in part due to better
treatments, but mostly because labor is now more likely to be induced if pregnancy drags
on.
Despite the U.S. disaster in Iraq and the Israeli
failure in Lebanon, Bush also seems to believe
that applications of high-tech violence, such
as targeted bombings, can succeed in this ill-defined
conflict -- although civilian casualties from
air attacks are certain to simply recruit more Islamic
extremists determined to kill Westerners.
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