kelly bundy

there was a girl who looked like kelly bundy at ma bus stop this morn.
takes 5 hours to get that,just got out of bed look.
bleached blonde ,straw like hair...............check.
spray on ,low slung jeans...........................check.
ankle breakingly high heels.......................check.
too much fake tan and make up...............check.
only one more thing.....................as her bus arrives,in her haste,she was on her third fone call since i had been there.............she drops her bus pass,as she stoops to pick it up,her t-shirt lifts a tad to reveal...................................(drum roll)...................a "tramp stamp".
in these here parts,at that time of the day(8.15 am) that means she is either a hairdressr or a ho(wannabe).it seems to be "the look" over here at da mo"dunno why).i aint complainin or critisizin....................just observin,just observin .