Sunday, August 13, 2006

hair

what is it with hair?
when we are young,it grows in the right place ie yer heid.
as we get older,it starts to change location.for guys ,well me anyway,it starts fallin out aff yer heid and begins sprouting in places where you really have no need for it.
nose,ears ,ear lobes ,back.
and the girlies dont escape either.start gettin facial hair,harier forearms and legs.
i really do not see why it just dont stay where it started.
as far as i am aware other bits do not start moving about eg brain and kidneys swappin position.
we are poorly designed.

7 comments:

Ben said...

And if random dislocated sprouting isn't enough the stuff turns grey. While I don't suffer this particular affliction, I've also found it difficult to observe: nose hair vining into mustache whiskers--seems it'd be rather uncomfortable--but most with it don't seem to care.

Anonymous said...

ah yes.the grey hairs.i started trying to trim them out of my hobo beard,but eventually realised i would not actually have much beard left if i did.

Ben said...

I really shouldn't grow a beard anymore. Well at least until the hair on my head turns grey or else I'll have that dreaded "Junco" half-one color/half-another color look.

Ben said...

Forgot the all important link: http://www.birds.cornell.edu/AllAboutBirds/BirdGuide/Dark-eyed_Junco.html

Anonymous said...

a strange name for a strange bird.
i have quite a mixture of colours in ma beard.various shades of ginger(a celtic thing)and the aforementioned grey.i had it almost ZZtop length at one point.i eventually gave up and chopped some off.probably safer too,what with some of the terrurists sporting facial hair.

Anonymous said...

Kilt, beard, and head scraf...you'd baffle the facial profilers, and security all over the world would be stymied and come to a complete halt.

Anonymous said...

the Tartan Taliban.
i did have a few shouts of"Oi!Osama"
a coupla years back.
now after the latest stooshie in London,i just hope not to get ma heid kicked in.