Sunday, October 15, 2006

Dilbert guy speaks..........(sssssssssshhhhh).


Career Path




Have you been following the story of John Mark Karr? He’s the guy who
confessed to killing the little girl, JonBenet Ramsey. He was cleared by DNA
testing. Then he was arrested for child porn in an unrelated case. Those charges
just got dropped.


I’m wondering what kind of career you can have after you tell everyone that
you’re a pedophile child killer but it turns out that you’re really only a liar,
at least about the killing part. And you’re so incompetent that you can’t even
successfully go to jail. I think the answer is obvious:


He will run for Congress.


He’ll fit right in. He already has the lying part down. And he’s been sitting
around in jail for months, so he’s got the “do nothing” part nailed too. The
best part is that the public hates Congress more than they hate people who may
or may not have killed a child and may or may not be pedophiles. He’ll bring up
the average.


Getting elected will be easy. Karr has name recognition, and that almost
always predicts the winner. We Americans are easily bored by “issues.” We prefer
celebrities such as Sonny Bono and Ronald Reagan and Arnold Scwarzenegger and
anything Kennedy. We would elect a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts if it believed
in the Rapture.


Karr might even run unopposed. I mean, who would take a chance of running
against a confessed child killer and losing? That’s a stain you can’t get off
your resume.


If I voted, I’d vote for Karr just because he might have entertaining
political views. For example, does he favor stem cell research or does he just
want to have sex with them before killing them, allegedly?


And for once we’d have a politician who is willing to take responsibility. In
fact, he’d probably confess to causing global warming. “I intentionally ate too
many burritos. It’s all my fault. Seriously. I’m gassy.”


He’d be like a breath of fresh air, ironically.


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